Shiba Inu

I spend most of my time creating mischief. I like finding small crevices to investigate. I like stealing socks. And I like licking people.

[Shiba Inu @TheRealShiba]

There talking about getting rid of me. I'm sorry if I did anything wrong.

[Shiba Inu @TheRealShiba]

i just pretend like i thought your threw it so you think im cute

[Shiba Inu @TheRealShiba]

i love when they try and trick me by pretending to throw my toys..

[Shiba Inu @TheRealShiba]

Then, I get home and I look in my food bowl and all it is, is mush! NO WAY! Nuh uh. I am NOT eating that!

[Shiba Inu @TheRealShiba]

So, he took me to the vet today. Wasn't having that so i peed on the floor.

[Shiba Inu @TheRealShiba]

Had chicken and rice for dinner. I should get sick more often.

[Shiba Inu @TheRealShiba]

Pretty much just diarrhea-ing all over the house right now.

[Shiba Inu @TheRealShiba]

Putting on the pounds.

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@SpencerGorny Am I allowed to say I made an appearance? Oh I can't? Too late.

[Shiba Inu @TheRealShiba]

@M_kenzie_J You bet I do! When the people aren't looking :o

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HEY! @InfiniteDilemma @MissJraffe @M_kenzie_J Y U NO FOLLOW ME?!

[Shiba Inu @TheRealShiba]

He told me I couldn't go outside. I cried. Guess where we are now?

[Shiba Inu @TheRealShiba]

@SpencerGorny Great, i have to be stuck with this boob again.

[Shiba Inu @TheRealShiba]

Just pwning everything right now.

[Shiba Inu @TheRealShiba]

And they thought just because I was fixed I wouldn't hump anything...

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Really? How dumb can they be? Left the leash in the car and now I'm gonna spring a leak all over the floor. Not my fault...

[Shiba Inu @TheRealShiba]

the people left me in the car for an hour and a half. now i'm convinced they're trying to kill me.

[Shiba Inu @TheRealShiba]

Got some bad gas. Stinking the house up for the people.

[Shiba Inu @TheRealShiba]

Nobody loves me.

[Shiba Inu @TheRealShiba]

They tried to hit me with their car today. I almost let them.