TheRealShredder

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Hi!

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I bought Sarah Palins book just so I could see how accurately my wakazashi cuts, bitch is annoying

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I would bring the baloon kid down with a volley of throwing stars

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Worry less about peace prizes and more about kickin turtle ass

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Let the pathetic Favre ass kissery begin! I would tiger claw his neck and give him the mean mark heart punch... Bitch!

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The foot is now surrounding #adobemax let the new CS5 feel my wrath!

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High maintenance bitches make me wish I was rich

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Help Wanted: Seeking new minnions with marginal intelligence to assist in destroying our enemies. Minion must supply own nunchuks

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Fuck the interwebs

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Yes I may have spent ly life getting my ass kicked by a rat, but it's all about the fight in the dog right?

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Oh P. Diddy, please come join my minnions, your a perfect fit for our quest for world domination, being a ninja is totally your calling.

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No! I am the master, you are the slave, and I say no cartoons!

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Shredder thinks this company could use some brand help @ThinkItSo ... my roundhouse kick can crush their puny creative department!

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Yes, worms brought me back to life to seek my revenge on those fucking turtles.