Tony Mochama

Witty writer n if yu mess wit me, a put ma foot in yur _ _ _.

[Tony Mochama @TheRealSmitta]

@DrAlfredMutua You are Kenya's greatest leader, Guv. Mutua, and those anti-Alf oafs n their chariots will be drowned by development. Mochama

[#TeamShaffie @ShaffieWeru]

We all have a double outchea inn the world here is @TheRealSmitta twin @MpashoNews #TMK #KOT RT @TheWorldStories: http://t.co/aPR2pQUddA

[Tony Mochama @TheRealSmitta]

@ShaffieWeru @MpashoNews @TheWorldStories Dude, I thot the only double i had in the world was double vodka, but damn!!! wewe yu got triples.

[Tony Mochama @TheRealSmitta]

DP ni Loud Makele, huyu tu ni ex wa Claude Makele

[Tony Mochama @TheRealSmitta]

Section 38 of the Sexual Offenses Act spells out nicely what is to be meted out to false accusers. Watch this space! Justice's wrath cometh.

[Tony Mochama @TheRealSmitta]

STOP these Feminists RAPING Tony Mochama Out of Vendetta http://t.co/oR0dHleclS

[Tony Mochama @TheRealSmitta]

@Bbidanya but watt if yur a mole on an ill mountain?/

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@CEOPULSE and failure of going from enthusiasm to enthusiasm without success ( my oriji twist, bro) ... -)

[Tony Mochama @TheRealSmitta]

@JoeyMuthangz ara yu now an athlete, lol

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@CKirubi @Miganphyl29 basi lazmautazimwa boss lol ;-)

[Tony Mochama @TheRealSmitta]

Kama wale wasee wanakuitanga kutoka kamiti ma ma-promo fake sasa wako 'out on parole' #lazmaitazimwa

[Tony Mochama @TheRealSmitta]

@MatildaPulse i just saw this tweete after 42days swiry, lol ...

[Tony Mochama @TheRealSmitta]

woke up thinkin its 11am thanx to nai fone. kumbe its 8am in lisbon, loool. the breakfast waitresses mus tink i m one hungry miro#

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@babzigi watt_-_ those ones are enemies of developmeny and rural electrification >>

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3 a.m. in Lisbon, drinkin bourbon, thinkin kesho-s the Disquiet Lit opening reception

[Tony Mochama @TheRealSmitta]

I know i know be eaazzzy RT @PULSEKenya @TheRealSmitta is how!? Tweeting is that hard? Last tweet mid Feb? #Vodoski

[Mαtiℓ∂α.и. @EmmEnnEnn]

@therealsmitta just saw u on ntv talking abt Chelsea(of course).High as a kite(of course,again).The longest kenyan chelsea fan I know P

[Omondi Gordon @gordorockguru]

#kimberlylorke-8th world wonder #np...cc @therealsmitta ..remembering the good ol #rocknights at Zeep!!

[Poets & Writers Onli @POWO]

We thank everyone who was able to come for the Writing Workshop. So much so to @TheRealSmitta, @bikozulu and #TomOdhiambo #POWOFeb2012

[Poets & Writers Onli @POWO]

#POWOFeb2012, 2. Tony Mochama - he of Smitta Smitten of Friday's The Standard Pulse also follow his tweets here @TheRealSmitta