Soft J

Walks on the beach, appletinis, crushing vodka and soda, love me some Vampire Weekend, Sperrys, Vineyard Vines, raindrops at night

[Soft J @TheRealSoftJ]

OMG, is it Monday again?! You bring the Croix and I'll bring the Reyka and sass. (I'm more Blanche than Rose, you hussy)

[Soft J @TheRealSoftJ]

Ya'll!!! it's going to be a White Claw, getting sassy kind of weekend!
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[Soft J @TheRealSoftJ]

Ya'll!!! it's going to be a White Claw, getting sassy kind of weekend!
https://t.co/jlHZwclGhz

[Soft J @TheRealSoftJ]

LOLZ Watch "Black Jesus of New Years Day 2012- firework disaster" on YouTube - https://t.co/RJVAmijS0h

[Soft J @TheRealSoftJ]

This and a glass of pinot #ftw Watch "Christopher Cross - Arthur's Theme (Best that you can do)" on YouTube - https://t.co/yOAAYnRq9Q

[Soft J @TheRealSoftJ]

Ya'll, pretty sure I just heard someone giving birth to Yoko Ono on WKNC. #notsosoftj #fartingsoundsbetter

[Soft J @TheRealSoftJ]

Omg! Vinyard Vines has this outfit in my size! Tho this prissy little stank can't wear it as good as me. #softjwins

[Soft J @TheRealSoftJ]

Ya'll totally know I want these sassy bitches for birthday! I also want an IV of skinny girl margarita. #softjbday

[Soft J @TheRealSoftJ]

Ya'll, I sure hope my boy @edm_avicii is ok! I pray some #softj prayers while sipping on my white wine spritzer (with one ice cube)

[Soft J @TheRealSoftJ]

Pretty sure you can bottle my sweat after this weekend and have a wondeful, high alcohol content, small batch bourbon #abvoffthecharts

[Soft J @TheRealSoftJ]

I'm pretty sure I had an IV of basil-mint infused vodka running through me all weekend. @hopscotchfest my pee looks like Bojangles tea

[Soft J @TheRealSoftJ]

OMG ya'll, @hopscotchfest was AWESOME. My feet are killing me from dancing so much! My Sperrys are funky and my breath reeks of booze! #EDM

[Soft J @TheRealSoftJ]

Aww yeah! Omg ya'll Ready to show off #softjmoves #EDM #canigetawhatwhat? #checkitbeforeyouwreckit #hopscotch14 @hopscotchfest #softj

[Soft J @TheRealSoftJ]

Tonight: yoga pants, cookie dough ice cream, and Big Bang Theory marathon! #itsaTuesday #BigBangTheory #softjchillax

[Soft J @TheRealSoftJ]

Bud Light Lime + Avicii + Labor Day = #myjams #labordaysoftj #dancepartyya'll

[Soft J @TheRealSoftJ]

Damn ya'll, year of the cat. The best part is when the cellos hit #alstewart #softjdanceparty

[Soft J @TheRealSoftJ]

Ya'll know that if there is a hot tub, I'm getting in it. #hottublife #justsayin

[Soft J @TheRealSoftJ]

Holy Sh*t ya'll! These are so #unbelievable #want #sunsetwalkingshoes

[Soft J @TheRealSoftJ]

http://t.co/yTeidiuIJK OMG! #amazing #winningatlife

[Soft J @TheRealSoftJ]

Seriously, does it get better than Matt and Kim? For realz, don't think so. #highonlifeya'll