T. Benser

Insomniac. Feminist. Cynic. Anglophile. Smallish blonde person. Apparently bionic! Co-creator of Not A Couple Podcast. Jujubee told me I was beautiful once.

[T. Benser @TheRealSpiffen]

Sing it with me: Unfriending your cousins is allowed if they are pro-Trump!

[T. Benser @TheRealSpiffen]

Absolutely don't ever book a flight through @hopper. Worst customer service ever. Was charged twice for a @SpiritAirlines flight and now they're taking turns refusing to give me a refund claiming I somehow used both tickets.

[T. Benser @TheRealSpiffen]

@BMCMusical This is Seamus

[T. Benser @TheRealSpiffen]

@AO3_Status Site seems to be down

[T. Benser @TheRealSpiffen]

Here's a fun new game: Unfriend people from high school who only post about their "weight loss journey."

[T. Benser @TheRealSpiffen]

Also HOW was Milk not in the bottom? #AllStars3 #rupaulsdragrace

[T. Benser @TheRealSpiffen]

Why is nobody talking about Thorgy being dressed like the Babadook instead of Stevie Nicks. #DragRace #AllStars3

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Meet Kylo. He’s the handsomest boy you ever did see. Breaks hearts for a living. 14/10 would protect at all costs

[T. Benser @TheRealSpiffen]

Because we’re frontier airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare. #Frontier

[Karen Gillan @karengillan]

😂😂😂

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Gustaff. He’s never seen a tennis ball put up such a fight before. 14/10 would assist in the conquering
(IG: itsthegustaff)

[laura dreyfuss @lauradreyfuss]

Zoe 💘

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Oliver. He wanted you to have these flowers. Picked them out himself. Hopes they’re your favorite color. 14/10 thank you Oliver

[T. Benser @TheRealSpiffen]

Just paid $200 to prove I'm willing to pay more money for grad school.

[T. Benser @TheRealSpiffen]

I do love the fact that the GRE payment page runs so slowly. Love. It.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Maddie. She’s been puparing her costume all year. Has graciously given us a sneak preview. 13/10 the hero we need, but don’t deserve

[T. Benser @TheRealSpiffen]

My favorite part of my birthday is the annual text from the dentist I haven't gone to in three years.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/LMg4mj6LFn

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

GUN CONTROL NOW. ENOUGH ALREADY. GROW THE FUCK UP. THE AVERAGE PERSON DOESN'T NEED A FUCKING MACHINE GUN. ENOUGH ALREADY. ENOUGH. ENOUGH.

[T. Benser @TheRealSpiffen]

Only Matthew would try to make YOW&GO a thing. https://t.co/DNlUj0wzDC

[NotACouple @NotACoupleShow]

Watch this space -- we'll be livetweeting the premiere later tonight (and ruining @matthewreddin's viewing order but YOW&GO)