Stephen S Stevenson 🇺🇸

Posting into the ether, one bad take at a time | Sandwich Supremacist

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@HewbCastellanos @jaeger__bombs lol, 6’0” and victim weight. 😂

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@HewbCastellanos @jaeger__bombs Just say that you’re under 5’10”, we get it.

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@ohmywall_app @manotch101 @grok

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@football_101X @nero_joy_ Perceptive fella, you are.

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@tuuu28283 Yee

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@MerickRoger @MrWonderfulx44 @RedbullRacist Pork loin is literally like the gold of meat cuts. You can hammer it pretty damn thin, fry it up like the picture, and it’s great.

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@funnygamedev @TronBalls Then you should probably speculate eating a sandwich you fucking nerd.

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@shagbark_hick @RedbullRacist Honestly, this guy’s post is just reeking of theatre kid energy. Very extra and gay.

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This type of meal costs $74 now, and you can make it at home for about $1.89 per serving, $2.35 if you buy the wacky oriental containers at Costco.

[CherryPie | CME S19 Spoilers @cherryxprentiss]

Why haven’t I ever had Chinese takeout in these containers? Is this a tv show thing?

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I was graduating ALC at Fort Leonard Wood a few years back, and my wife used Google Maps to navigate her way on base. She basically wound up driving into the impact area of an artillery/demo range by mistake. She literally just punched in “Fort Leonard Wood”, rookie mistake.

[Heidi N. Moore @moorehn]

Remembering how my Google Maps told me the best route for where I was going was to cut through the Bois du Boulogne in Paris from the Western entrance and less than 200 feet in, there were men in the bushes

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@KevinEspiritu @msutherlandj If you were genuinely in this situation and could quantify it to the right by entity, you could basically take a $1-2 million dollar loan out to pay for an ER team as a daily staff to handle any medical issues when you get transported back. That would be my first priority

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@CleaningTheMess @BigDickBarclay Future proof and idiot proof. Plus, a screen won’t wear out like a USB port will.

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@malmesburyman @BovrilG Anglo gobbledygook

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@CollapseAnime Real estate genuinely does feel like a scam, but I’m glad bought my first house in 2017. Literally managed to sell it for double what I bought it for. Granted, I put a lot of work into the home and property over the 8 years we were there, but certainly not $90k worth.

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@PastorMHolmes You preach lies to a den of vipers.

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@PastorMHolmes @ScottJenningsKY @CoslettAlex Post physique old man.

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@TrueAlthael @Howlingmutant0 @Anarseldain It’s a Freudian slip. He sees all strong men as evil, and fantasies about their downfall. He’s a sniveling weak man-boy, and he can’t imagine a strong man being good. Not saying that Homelander is good by any means, not at all. But the writer has a major small-man complex.

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@dose_of_Close @TABYTCHI All the fiiiixins?

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@braves2430 Beef yakisoba

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@nekokot_1 @SyntheticAnima Almost any stew or soup is literally no more than 30 minutes of prep time, and then you just let it simmer for a period of time. If you that to be labor intensive, then you’re just lazy.