Stacy E Stevenson

funny lady writer @NewYorker @The_Belladonnas @littleoldlady__ @WeeklyHumorist @PointsinCase @SamPsychMeds @WICF #binders

[Stacy E Stevenson @TheRealStacyES]

As far as biopsies go, fat pad biopsy was less exciting to watch than bone marrow but had more ample opportunity for jokes during the procedure. Thank you @ClevelandClinic for continuing to tolerate my mediocre cancer humor. #5Stars #ParentalCancerWatch2019 #ClevelandClinicRocks

[Stacy E Stevenson @TheRealStacyES]

@theillustrious I find this very encouraging. I have no questions.

[Stacy E Stevenson @TheRealStacyES]

@scotusginsburg told NPR she is "very much alive" and we know she is rarely kept from the bench. BUT if she were to miss work, here are just a few of the things that MIGHT be the cause. @littleoldlady__ #RBG #SCOTUS #NotoriousRBG https://t.co/oay9Vn3bXV

[Stacy E Stevenson @TheRealStacyES]

Dessert hummus, why aren't you just dessert? #SlightlyDisappointed #AteItAnyway #AndThenSomeRealDessert

[Stacy E Stevenson @TheRealStacyES]

I really like #StrangerThings3 but it does have me wondering a lot about how long it would have taken my parents to notice I was missing back in the day. #The80s

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

GROOT: I am Groot.

TEACHER: I don't know, can you?

GROOT: *Sigh* I am Groot.

TEACHER: Yes, you may.

[Stacy E Stevenson @TheRealStacyES]

Something I never expected to use in a work message: "BRB. The goat just fell in the pond." #goats #workathome #notafarmer #thegoatisok #humor

[Stacy E Stevenson @TheRealStacyES]

@tophcus Me. Too.

[Stacy E Stevenson @TheRealStacyES]

The "now go to the 3rd floor/now go to the 2nd floor" (rinse, repeat) at a post #BMT check up has to be the medical equivalent of the "sit, kneel, stand" of a lengthy Catholic mass. #StemCellsAreTheGemCells #AML #CordBloodTransplant

[Stacy E Stevenson @TheRealStacyES]

I was suspicious at first, now I'm 100% certain that the #BMT team gave mom some #HarryPotter #skelegro and told us it was "neupogen." She magically has an immune system again after 2 nights of misery. #AML #StemCellsAreTheGemCells #ScienceIsReal

[Stacy E Stevenson @TheRealStacyES]

Made #macarons for the night nurses! Couldn't get through this without them. Now when mom gets mad at me about something I just go tell a nurse and they whip her into shape! 🤣 #AML #BMT #StemCellsAreTheGemCells #ThankANurse

[Stacy E Stevenson @TheRealStacyES]

Rough times for mom. She seems to be in the engrafting phase of the #BMT but all I can picture is Wolverine waking up. Would be awesome if mom comes out of this an X-Men. #StemCellsAreTheGemCells #AML #FutureXMen #SeniorCitizenSuperHero

[Stacy E Stevenson @TheRealStacyES]

And a big thanks to @hamiltkyb !! Our #CleClinicBMT team has been amazing and we are so grateful.

[Stacy E Stevenson @TheRealStacyES]

Thank you @BldCancerDoc & all the #CleClinicBMT doctors, nurses and staff for taking such great care of mom and all the patients on the floor. #AML #StemCellsAreTheGemCells #BMT

[Stacy E Stevenson @TheRealStacyES]

The HIGHlight of my early morning mom check in was someone treating their glaucoma in the elevator at the hospital. #Cancer #AML #ProstatesAreGreat #StemCellsAreTheGemCells #BothParents #ItsForMyGlaucoma

[Stacy E Stevenson @TheRealStacyES]

@standardtuber Thank you

[Stacy E Stevenson @TheRealStacyES]

In a shockingly defensive move, mom has upped the #ParentalCancer game with a string of out of nowhere seizure events possibly due to an enlarged meningioma with edema that is totally unrelated to the #BoneMarrowTransplant #ProstatesAreGreat #StemCellsAreTheGemCells #AML

[Stacy E Stevenson @TheRealStacyES]

Sometimes things are so astonishingly bad that there's hilarity to be found in late night texts from your dad asking your hospitalized mom how to deal with a hot flash. #TheyBothHaveCancer #ProstatesAreGreat #AML #Leukemia #HumorTumor #WheresTheFanMom

[Stacy E Stevenson @TheRealStacyES]

Whenever my keys are where I expect them to be, I feel like such a badass.

[Stacy E Stevenson @TheRealStacyES]

I don't so much have 2 brain cells to rub together but more like 1 brain cell that's just shaking it out on a dance floor solo and no other brain cells will come near it. #Tired #LackOfSynapticAction