Chris Stathos

(sorta) Super Bowl LIV, LVII, and LVIII Champion • @WilliamJewell '14 • Views are mine

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Little profile update #ChiefsKingdom #SBLVII

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@DrewMitrisin Don’t be trying to steal our ward’s thunder, but know I’ll gladly be absorbed into Ward 2 to be represented by you, except then you’ll be getting even more constituent questions.

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@DrewMitrisin Proud to have voted for Mayor Skoog!

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@DrewMitrisin They’ve been praying forever, so I think they just aren’t listening to the whisper at this point my man.

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@DrewMitrisin How many no votes need to flee to Missouri so a quorum can’t be reached next week?

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@DrewMitrisin @MelissaCinOP Councilmember Cheatham, I can admit I too was once on the wrong side of this issue. Councilmember Mitrisin gave me time to find the way home on my own.

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@cincyjz @TheTotalThom A woodie edition no less 🤣

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@TheTotalThom @cincyjz We should’ve been questioning the authority of a guy who drove a PT Cruiser long before that chapel service.

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@DrewMitrisin I love “can’t win on facts” by the people who literally invented “alternative facts” 😆

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@DrewMitrisin @KCStar "Legislators had only one choice: yes or no."

Absolutely incredible math.

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@DrewMitrisin @romanmars we need your help

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@DrewMitrisin Prolly took some out of it tbh

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@DrewMitrisin You’ll get there!

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@wingoz Why did you write it like that? 😂

7-4
10-1
7-5

Easy.

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@DrewMitrisin @PrairieCzar Did I stutter?

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@DrewMitrisin @PrairieCzar Draft Mitrisin movement needs to pick up some steam.

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@DrewMitrisin @ChaseDaniel Unfortunately the award should really be named "Coach whose team over performed against expectations...of the year"

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@DrewMitrisin And abandon the beautiful 2.99% rate I got in 2021? I mean, I like you but…

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@DrewMitrisin @Farzin21 @TuckerCarlson @dieworkwear It's the pleats. It's actually an optical illusion.