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.@TheRealThelma stop copying me

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@spazquest tell louise to stop gloating about going home, I know where she lives hiss muhaha hiss

[Thelma @TheRealThelma]

@spazquest you can take M1-A1 off your alarm clock, act now and i wont start singing it to you

[Thelma @TheRealThelma]

grumpy cat calendar. talk about milking a cash cat

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new kitty is a GUEST for 3 months so dont get atached or be nice to her or anything cos shes gettin the boot

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louise came to visit for zmas, finaly some decent conversation. In the holiday spirit I have forgotten she is a freak

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@spazquest listening to where's my water in the shower is 1st sign of retarded ness you should get that checked out

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@SPAZQUEST I'll highlighted all the impotent parts for you, like the chapter on CATS

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stay out my f'in litter box

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:-(:-(:-(

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Uh hg hhhh not hippy:-(

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@spazquest lol use dropbix

put the pwd on a postit somewhere safe liek ur monittor

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I liek staring out the window. The horse cart rides guy is back. People honk different behind him.

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at night the cell phone makes a fuzzy splash of light onthe ceiling that wiggles like a lazer HORIBLE TEASE

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@spazquest misqoute

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@spazquest ah hah. we sibsist on dry kibble while you party with Arrowsmith, nice

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@spazquest BTQ i read tge label on these crunchy cat treats. It says MOIST just a fun fact and another fun fact DAILY not a demand just fyi

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Cat food bags should be smaller so theres no room at the bottom for crumbs

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@spazquest i ordered a litmos strip for thr litter box on Your Amazon. 100 of them! then you can write blue haiku about litter box in spring

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Not posting pix of cat tree bc Louise kncked over the web cam grr