Tim Urban

Just a guy. Just a singer. Just a husband. Just a Father. Just a human. For Booking email [email protected]

[Tim Urban @TheRealTimUrban]

I plan on living my life going forward with the understanding that I’ve already been “Canceled” and can therefore be honest and open. So if you deem anything I say to be a reason to cancel me...

too late 🤪🤪

[Tim Urban @TheRealTimUrban]

@PeterFinchGolf As you should

[Tim Urban @TheRealTimUrban]

The groom.

[Tim Urban @TheRealTimUrban]

@MyGolfSpy 1. Pick a shot shape off the tee and stick to it.
2. Work on wedge distances and hitting partial shots.
3. Play boring golf.
4. You gotta be able to two putt.

[Tim Urban @TheRealTimUrban]

@bryanbrosgolf I’m with him right now. He was super busy shadow boxing Sam… that’s why it took so long 😂😂

[Tim Urban @TheRealTimUrban]

@DomClare The irony of this whole thing is that by not taking your husband’s last name you’re still stuck with a man’s last name since your own came from your father 🤷🏼‍♂️.

[Tim Urban @TheRealTimUrban]

If Scottie Scheffler wasn’t in this tournament it would be a pretty competitive Open 😂😂

@TheOpen

[Tim Urban @TheRealTimUrban]

This is the MOST AI looking non AI video I’ve ever seen 😂.

[Shawn Ryan @ShawnRyan762]

🚨IMMEDIATE RELEASE🚨
A huge victory for America’s public lands today.

“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”

@braxton_mccoy @jockowillink @CamHanes @joerogan @DaleStarkA10 @TimSheehyMT @RyanZinke @stevenrinella @MeatEaterTV

[Tim Urban @TheRealTimUrban]

This bird looks more like a guy in a bird suit than an actual guy in a bird suit…

[Vertigo_Warrior @VertigoWarrior]

The Real Size of Animals. ~A Thread🤯

1. Meet the Cinereous Vulture, one of the largest bird species in the world, known for its impressive size and majestic presence.

[Tim Urban @TheRealTimUrban]

Scottie just feels inevitable at this point. He’s always right there. He’s always going to show up and perform. Might not always win but if you bet against him he’ll make a fool of you more often than not.

[Tim Urban @TheRealTimUrban]

All I want from the PGA Championship is a Bryson - Scottie Sunday showdown.

[Tim Urban @TheRealTimUrban]

@MyGolfSpy But what if I can really help them? 😂😂

[Tim Urban @TheRealTimUrban]

@Stolty23 Show the ending!! I crushed that last note!!! 😂😂

[Tim Urban @TheRealTimUrban]

You mess up ONE word and people ignore that you CRUSHED the last note! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Ryan @Stolty23]

Did anyone else hear the singer say “snow” instead of “foam” in the god bless America song? SMH 🤦‍♂️ damn Texas

[Tim Urban @TheRealTimUrban]

This poor tree probably got bullied its whole life by the other trees. “Goofy ass looking tree”

[Tim Urban @TheRealTimUrban]

My timeline has jokes 😂😂. @PatMcAfeeShow @RapSheet

[Tim Urban @TheRealTimUrban]

I genuinely don’t believe this man has the pastoral calling on his life. It’s not just that he has missed the heart of God. It seems to me that he’s a man who is driven by competition and money not the kingdom.

[That Trad Gal @thattradgal]

Pastor of mega church, worth $2.5 million, says it’s hard to admire Catholic priests for being committed to poverty. He claims chaste men don’t inspire men. What do you think he’d say about Jesus?

[Tim Urban @TheRealTimUrban]

@Catholicizm1 I’m assuming she confessed immediately after sending this tweet..

[Tim Urban @TheRealTimUrban]

@DariusJButler Nope I bailed before half time. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Tim Urban @TheRealTimUrban]

the community note on this is amazing 😂😂😂😂

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

Please explain it to me like in 5 years old…..

[Tim Urban @TheRealTimUrban]

Nope.