Girth Brooks

2011 Looney Days Egg Toss Champs @chan_man28

[Girth Brooks @TheRealWalkerO]

“Hey Billy, I’m having a party. Wanna come?” https://t.co/lxh7USSp0j

[BBC Radio 6 Music @BBC6Music]

✏️ Which song has the greatest opening line?

[AB @AB84]

Nigga of the Decade #CTESPN

[Girth Brooks @TheRealWalkerO]

@dog_rates @Trupanion

[Girth Brooks @TheRealWalkerO]

@kblu54 @CoachAGlover

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

If you have blue / purple hair, I’m not hiring you.

[Girth Brooks @TheRealWalkerO]

@CSchmidtNews @KELODanS New upcoming series: Soccer with Santella

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

Railway map of Antarctica

[Harry @HarryLight_]

“Stop being picked on at school” is arguably a worse name

[abby govindan @abbygov]

???

[Matt Nelson @MNelson_ISU]

Bringing back the unvaccinated player to play because the vaccinated players have Covid is the height of comedy

[shane @camby1506]

i remember when i got shot in the chest in iraq during a 15 month tour laying their thinking thank god i’m not a university president

[Girth Brooks @TheRealWalkerO]

#NewProfilePic

[Girth Brooks @TheRealWalkerO]

We all know the phrase “This weather wouldn’t be that bad without the wind.” But not everyone knows the phrase “This thing isn’t that heavy, it’s just awkward.”

[Corey A. DeAngelis, school choice evangelist @DeAngelisCorey]

41% of Baltimore public high school students earned below a 1.0 GPA this year