Walter James

[✪ Evil Te𝕏an ✪ @vileTexan]

I don't care about Iran.
I don't care about Gaza.
I don't care about Israel.
I don't care about Lebanon.
I don't care about Russia.
I really don't fucking care about Ukraine.

I care about Florida.
I care about Georgia.
I care about North Carolina.
I care about South Carolina.
I care about East Tennessee.

[👿 @elleiswrite]

“no one working 40 hours a week should be in poverty”

no one should be working 40 hours a week

let’s also start there

[venus as a they @lgbtop]

i give everyone permission to milk my death for personal benefits if i die. idc if we’re just acquaintances, if we ever talked and i suddenly drop dead one day i want you to tell your boss you just lost a friend and take the day off. my treat

[BernardNigga @BernardNigga]

Soulja Boy shoulda ran for president.

[riley @ryy_taylor]

why did taco bell have to pick summer 2020 to get rid of potatoes like read the room

[Saint Laurent Don @21savage]

Let’s see how many retweets I can get to persuade me to drop immortal 🤔

[𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐨 @bbywhereuat]

unpopular opinion: California fucking sucks

[James🔻 @GoodVibePolitik]

If you want to reduce abortion rates:

-Make birth control accessible and inexpensive
-Fund Sex Education programs in primary schools
-Subsidize day care
-Give tax breaks to single mothers
-Subsidize prenatal care

If you want to punish women for existing:

-Be Ohio And Georgia

[Bleak @Double_A386]

I've been wanting to do this for so long

[Tylor Swift @tyabetic]

If your 8th grade DC trip didn’t look like this, what were you doing?

[Caroline Long ✨ @clo1128]

STOP GETTING DOGS AS A RESULT OF AN IMPULSE DECISION, ALLOWING IT TO GET ATTACHED TO YOU AND LEARN ITS ENVIRONMENT AND SURROUNDINGS ONLY FOR YOU TO TURN AROUND AND DECIDE IT'S TOO MUCH OF A RESPONSIBILITY TO TAKE ON, THEN GIVING THEM TO JUST ANYONE. DOGS DO NOT DESERVE THAT!!! 😤

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@andyjayhawk Thought you’d say that. Anytime anyone criticizes the media, the media shrieks “You’re just like Trump!” Why do you think he got elected in the first place? Because no ones believes you any more. You lost your credibility a long time ago.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

At least when my career dies you can film it and put it on YouTube. https://t.co/GvJ9kf31OO

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

You won't believe what Obama says in this video 😉