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Calculus Swag Master

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You used to call me on my cellphone 📞

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"I'm gonna give you a hint here, because I'm a hinty kind of guy."

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"Whatever you got, I'd stick it in there."

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"If you want to protest, go find a wildlife refuge."

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Classic Windom

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*coughs* "I'm allergic to calculus."

[u as a vegetable @veg_sehs]

@TheRealWindom meet the real pea.

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"I'm a hard man to trust, at least that's what my wife tells me."

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"If you forget the +c I'll give you a C."

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"You'd think it was Liza that came up with Simpson's Rule rather than Bart."

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Peep the new header #FundamentalTheoremOfCalculus

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"Dark chocolate is good for the brain. They say red wine is too, but I don't think I should be drinking red wine in class."

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when ur the sad hoe that invented calculus

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"Dark chocolate is better because it was all we had before the poor people put milk in it to afford it."

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"You can all say you were there the day your calculus teacher came out of the closet."

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"L'Hôpital is one of the few Frenchies I knew that I really liked, I gotta be honest with you."

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Who is the best calculus teacher?

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