YapYap THE DESTROYER

[YapYap THE DESTROYER @TheRealYapYap]

Great sniffers of gas, finally! A game where WE win, and Demons die! An Unggoy can dream...

[Playbox 36 @Playbox36]

Halo x Doom: Yap Yap Edition

[YapYap THE DESTROYER @TheRealYapYap]

Then a huge hand clamped down on YapYap’s shoulder. Chief, the dumbest of the humans, loomed stupidly.

"GIVE THEM BACK A BOMB," he burped. "FINISH A FIGHT."

It wasn’t YapYap's problem. "Get outta here, dumb baby," he said in a really cool way. "Sorry about your ugly face."

[YapYap THE DESTROYER @TheRealYapYap]

hahaHAA I got SO MANY INTELS from this!

you’re in the SPECIFIC NORTHWEST
(that Bonnie Ross guy seems REAL important)
you made a POWERFUL NIMBLE ENGINE to ESCAPE
mosta you got weird-lookin’ beards
(I got bored here and did a nap)
4:17 is that ME?!
you're JUST GETTIN' STARTING!

[Halo @Halo]

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[YapYap THE DESTROYER @TheRealYapYap]

Can't BELIEVE you humans keep pickin' the WORST GUYS to like I mean nobody's NEVER heard of Nizjort 'Kblargomee!!
How about sayin' YAPYAP IS BEST and then puttin' a drawin' of ME wearin' a purple bathrobe cape and with MY mouthjaws all did up in purple lacquer UGH WHY DO I TRY

[Nakai Targaryen (Covie Canon/ACOIAF) @NakaiCanon]

Positive Halo Thread Continuing:

Who’s your top 3 favorite character from any of the Halo books/comic books? My choice is Nizat ‘Kvarosee from Silent Storm/Oblivion, Rojka 'Kasaan from Halo: Envoy, and Ussa ‘Xellus from Broken Circle!

[YapYap THE DESTROYER @TheRealYapYap]

@HaloFanForLife Oh come on, they do too!! Only difference is one's a dumpy roundbottom fancyboy in a brittle shell, and the other one is a PEANUT

[YapYap THE DESTROYER @TheRealYapYap]

okay OKAY since a BUNCH of you had to CORRECT me I gotta issue a apologize and CONTRACTION: Earth hero Mr. Peanut is TECHNICALLY NOT the same guy as John Master Chief Demon 117.
MY FAULT I guess but you gotta admit they look pretty much exactly the same

[YapYap THE DESTROYER @TheRealYapYap]

HahaHAHAA!!! According to earthnews their MIGHTIEST SPARTAN FIGHTER is DEAD and the planet is WIDELY OPEN TO ATTACKING!!!! Halsey's greatest bigshot HERO DEMON CAN'T STOP US NOMORE!! GRUNTS, WE RIDE AT DAWN!!!!!!

[Mr. Peanut @MrPeanut]

It is with heavy hearts that we confirm that Mr. Peanut has died at 104. In the ultimate selfless act, he sacrificed himself to save his friends when they needed him most. Please pay your respects with #RIPeanut

[YapYap THE DESTROYER @TheRealYapYap]

Awww this just makes my guts MELT!! Lookit the cute Kig-Yar who probably only poisoned the Grunt's sandwich a little bit! Babby Demon too stupid to eat! Delicious butterfly!!!

[Halo @Halo]

The Halo Community Spotlight is back! The first #HaloSpotlight of 2020 is chock-full of community-created delights covering cleverly crafted cosplays and compositions. Ring in the new year by checking it out now! https://t.co/OihqxTj4qj

[YapYap THE DESTROYER @TheRealYapYap]

@APtheNerd oh you KNOW that I know

[YapYap THE DESTROYER @TheRealYapYap]

Ah yes THESE ones
Jamers LOCK, the guy who hunted the Demon :) but then joined him so :(
Dolly TANKS, the one who was grumpo
Olympics VOLE, she had a big crush on the Arbiter but not on any handsome Grunts which is NOT fair
And BUCK, who looks very weird in that picture

[YapYap THE DESTROYER @TheRealYapYap]

So I was talkin' to everybody about what they were gonna do in the next year. I said I was gonna keep on bein' BEST YAPYAP (haha classic me) but then Atriox stood up slowsome said "I will make you all Neil" and he did a low growly laugh?! BUT I'M YAPYAP I DON'T WANNA BE NEIL

[YapYap THE DESTROYER @TheRealYapYap]

I know I'm always killin' on you humanstyle guys, but then I see somethin' like this and I think, y'know, maybe those violent armored idiots ain't completely ALL the worst. Look how proud the little red guy is!!! Guess I'm tryin' to say TRUCE FOR A DAY OR TWO, you jerks.

[Halo @Halo]

Season's greetings and happy holidays to you and yours from all of us at 343 Industries!

[YapYap THE DESTROYER @TheRealYapYap]

@SinsOfProphets oh PLEASE you think I'd settle for a lousy SHIP when the Bearded One will bring me COUNTLESS TREASURES
I know the rules of your human SleighLord! I murdered a tree!!! I have displayed the cookie AND the sock!! I drinked a LOT of rain-deer milk!! And I'm good cuz YAPYAP IS BEST!!

[YapYap THE DESTROYER @TheRealYapYap]

DEAR FLYING HUMAN BEARDGOD!!! This is my first time prayin' to you so CUT ME A SLACK. I hear you do rewards on whoever's been good all year so lemme tell ya I been SO GOOD at killin' humans!! I want new methane filters and also a bomb that shoots out bitesnakes THANKS

[YapYap THE DESTROYER @TheRealYapYap]

@DogNutsTV oh NO whatcha gonna do, scratch a big dumb skullbone onto your helmet so you can't even SEE nomore and a GIANT ELITE comes up behind ya and STABS ALL YOUR GUTS OFF????

[YapYap THE DESTROYER @TheRealYapYap]

Y'know, I betcha think I don't LIKE those Noble Spartans! But I'll tellya what, somethin' about a group of little nobodies who're gonna DIE at the end?? I dunno, it SPEAKS to me! (plus I always do laughs SO HARD when Emily dies haHA what a scrappy idiot SHE was)

[Halo @Halo]

Experience the heroic efforts of Noble Team, who through great sacrifice and courage, saved countless lives in the face of impossible odds. Relive their legendary story today on Xbox One and PC with Halo: The Master Chief Collection.

https://t.co/y5NHDTiQ1E

[YapYap THE DESTROYER @TheRealYapYap]

@robblackwellAB yeah yeah I think ALL my opinions should be listened to no matter WHAT animal I'm on!!! ...now uhhh can you tell me more about that "healing bomb" you mentioned before because WOW I wanna try killin' humans with one of THOSE!!

[YapYap THE DESTROYER @TheRealYapYap]

YES finally humans ask the BIG questions!! I am the most YES on this topic because they are DELICIOUS mainly because they are so juicesome!! I like to eat the fuzzy outside and cronch up the squiggly wood chunk in the middle!!

[Rob Blackwell @robblackwellAB]

@TheRealYapYap YapYap, do you have a view on impeachment? Your words of wisdom could be the healing balm our country desperately needs right now.

[YapYap THE DESTROYER @TheRealYapYap]

Seems like only yestertime when that big green trash idiot hopped outta his coughin' and blasted all us innocent Grunts. He's just gettin' started but I SAY it's time for US TO JUST GETTIN' FINISHED!!! ...that sounded better sense inside my head but YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!!

[Halo @Halo]

18 years ago, Halo: Combat Evolved released with the original @Xbox. Little did the world know, we were just getting started.

[YapYap THE DESTROYER @TheRealYapYap]

Humans, I deplore you! A very special message:
Next time y'see a Grunt, try openin' your HEART instead of openin' FIRE.

[🦀The Crab Queen🦀 @crabby_nutcase]

I would to be honest.