Zach Dorlis

All American curler at Devry University. I like Russell Westbrook, Ken Griffey Jr., and the ducks a little too much.

[Zach Dorlis @TheRealZachDor]

"hahaha last time i heard that joke I fell off my dinosaur"

[Zach Dorlis @TheRealZachDor]

@CSGLonghorns Surprised you have ucla in pretty good when they can bring up Route 66 and you can’t say anything

[Zach Dorlis @TheRealZachDor]

@mattmurley19 @spittinchiclets Avs are sweeping vegas so fucking quick, vegas was lucky to win game 1 and 5 this series

[Zach Dorlis @TheRealZachDor]

You would never be able to get as much in return as you think, he has 1 year of team control left and the oilers have 0 leverage with a trade. Anaheim can literally give you absolutely nothing and get him because the oilers would have 0 say

[Top Tier Hockey @TopTierPucks]

Realistic Connor McDavid Mock Trade for every Franchise if he asks out

Anaheim Ducks Edition:

[Zach Dorlis @TheRealZachDor]

@TopTierPucks @TopTierPucks let me in so we can actually talk about hockey thank you

[Zach Dorlis @TheRealZachDor]

@JMWtriumphant @JeffFletcherOCR Putting him in a spot with a runner at 2nd nobody out when your team doesn’t score a single run in the top half is a recipe for success you’re very right

[Zach Dorlis @TheRealZachDor]

@Ezzyking90s @JeffFletcherOCR There’s 0 reason he should’ve even came out for a second inning, he struck out the side let him build confidence going into another outing

[Zach Dorlis @TheRealZachDor]

@BeyondTheHalo Suzuki has shown his true colors this road trip I can’t lie

[Zach Dorlis @TheRealZachDor]

@OilKarl @vivacountry @SportsnetSpec Or in different terms, call stands

[Zach Dorlis @TheRealZachDor]

@OilKarl @vivacountry @SportsnetSpec They quite literally said the puck was over the line after review, if they said it was inconclusive they would’ve said it

[Zach Dorlis @TheRealZachDor]

@vivacountry @SportsnetSpec In the end it didn’t matter what they called on the ice, they literally said after review they determined the puck was fully over the line. If they called it no goal on the ice they would’ve overturned it

[Zach Dorlis @TheRealZachDor]

Even if they called it no goal on the ice, the refs literally said after review that the puck was all the way over the line, they never said anything about being inconclusive. Your listening skills are not very good

[Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6]

So these two guys got together and said what?
“You see anything?”

“Nope did you see anything”

“Nope i couldn’t see shit”

“Me neither. So no goal?”

“Well the crowd is going nuts and Ryan Poehling said it was in so i think we say it’s a goal”

“Yeah good idea. That’s a goal”

[Zach Dorlis @TheRealZachDor]

Lmfao

[MLB Now @MLBNow]

"I think there could be a situation where he gets traded."

- @Xavier_Scruggs on José Soriano

[Zach Dorlis @TheRealZachDor]

@Angels It’s time to have a serious talk about Romano he is finished I’m afraid

[Zach Dorlis @TheRealZachDor]

@msudawg04 @IAmChadKelly Holy shit you’re the epitome of a loser

[Zach Dorlis @TheRealZachDor]

@Longhornsprod @SOONERGW @Hayesfawcett3 @on3 @UCLAFootball @3strandsports Bro thinks we forgot 💀

[Brett McMurphy @Brett_McMurphy]

The last time the Rose Bowl has seen a team look this bad was ... well, every UCLA home game this season

[Zach Dorlis @TheRealZachDor]

@latbbolch The backbreaking call has finally came, rewarded their average qb throwing into double coverage

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@AnaheimDucks RAHHHHHHHH

[Zach Dorlis @TheRealZachDor]

@AnaheimDucks STREETS ARE TALKING