Dan Sperduti

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[Dan Sperduti @TheRealZazu]

You already know we had to come out to Run The Jewels 👉👊 @therealelp @KillerMike @runjewels

[Dan Sperduti @TheRealZazu]

Joe Mazzulla out here playing chess

[Dan Sperduti @TheRealZazu]

$10 for 4 avocados is diabolical

[Dan Sperduti @TheRealZazu]

Yo when Daisy calls Minnie a “dirty rat”, in Mickey’s Twice Upon a Christmas.

[Dan Sperduti @TheRealZazu]

I picked the wrong location for my Dunkin pick up order so if anyone wants a breakfast sandwich and iced coffee, swing by 1710 West Shore Rd. Happy Friday

[Dan Sperduti @TheRealZazu]

“Look at all these slave masters
posing on your dollar” #HappyPresidentsDay

[Dan Sperduti @TheRealZazu]

@ThatsAndyG 😂 I’m always self-conscious that my breath smells and I always wonder why the person who’s almost licking my chin while they’re speaking to me isn’t, when they know damn well they did not brush their teeth this morning.

[Dan Sperduti @TheRealZazu]

@yokoono

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I never realized so many people didn’t like Brussels sprouts. Easily top 3 favorite vegetables

[Dan Sperduti @TheRealZazu]

@SageFrancis $486.23

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@ceemariexo @Billy_Brickz @ThatsAndyG Lol I think I got it. Women think. Men do not think. Women can’t understand why men choose not to think. Is that correct?

[Dan Sperduti @TheRealZazu]

@SageFrancis I remember you and B. Dolan had to toss some clown off the stage at Jerky’s; however, the confrontation didn’t transcend the post-show hugs and birthday cake.

[Dan Sperduti @TheRealZazu]

@Barringtonnn @ceemariexo Lol this is not true, I drive safely when I’m with my children.

[R.A. the Rugged Man @RAtheRuggedMan]

Trump is a washed up old out of touch racist Grandpa who LOST to a washed up old out of touch racist Grandpa. Get rid of these losers and bring in some intelligent young people.

[Dan Sperduti @TheRealZazu]

@gooofoot I Gave You Power. One of the best storytellers of all time over an eerie, jazz piano, Preemo beat 🔥 Telling the first-person narrative of a gun who ultimately jams in his owner’s hand because he’s sick of the violence.

[Dan Sperduti @TheRealZazu]

@ThatsAndyG 9 out of 10 times I look over and this is the person driving

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“For you I shift my whole life and grind till the gear’s flat” @Evidence #unlearning

[Dan Sperduti @TheRealZazu]

@ThatsAndyG 😂 bro I will literally film your entire wedding and not provide you with the footage. Don’t fuck with me.

[Dan Sperduti @TheRealZazu]

Pup N’ Suds til the death of me 🤙🏼 #SoulSkaters #Brink #ifykyk