1. Detox before you go, and detox when you’re back.
2. Pack comfortable clothes.
3. Help when others work even if you don’t know how, tell them you don’t know but act busy.
4. The local women who are always drunk are your friends, buy them Paarl Perle and embrace them too.
It’s so damn funny how Jones haters said Gane was garbage to cope with how well Jones did and then it all aged horribly when Aspinall who they put all their hope in did way worse against Gane.
When someone asks you for ishot, they mean the whole bottle, not shots. This includes jäger and tequila.
If they say “isavanna eziyi2”, they mean two carry packs not two bottles.
Make sure your glass is always full, even if it’s water, otherwise they’ll get you drunk.