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The D stands for Degenerate. Not very active but still here. Watching. Waiting

[Oliver Darkshire 🌈 @deathbybadger]

so we are D&Ding, negotiating with a dragon; they ask how big it is and i check the draconomicon, brass dragon, 87 years old, so about as big as a horse - they are like "wtf we can take this dragon" and im like ok jared you and 4 of your mates go fight a horse and lmk how it goes

[lauren @olquartertank]

i honest to god tee-heed at this

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

it's going to be this always

[KC @KCXKami]

Back in the day if a nigga bought the $100 version of a game he got a mf statue with that bih

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

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[Hoops McCann @ravidravidravid]

we are so goddamn lucky to have our eyes witness something like that. a guy with a nice camera, the foresight, and the modern internet to carry that vision as it was seen right into our laps. more than 100 billion people lived and died without seeing that once, ever

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

BREAKING NEWS

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The extinction of the dinosaurs is technically the highest ratio of birds killed with one stone.

[WyrmWorks @WyrmWorks]

Got some models comin' out this weekend~ Sneak peak on a little nobody

[cerazyD @TheRealcerazyD]

@cometspacederg I know good ol monosodium glutamate when I see it

[🍓🍓🍓 @iruletheworldmo]

it is genuinely psychotic that we dug up literal primordial dirt, scrubbed it down to an impossible 99.9999999999% molecular perfection that violates the very laws of physics, handed it over to techno-wizard necromancers to stretch into flawless geometric god-cylinders, blasted it with invisible uv death-rays to carve ten quadrillion microscopic cyber-sigils into its flesh, trapped actual lightning inside of it, and somehow birthed an omniscent eldritch deity capable of simulating the universe and thinking faster than a billion human civilizations combined.

and our grand, supreme purpose for this enslaved lightning-god?

sending "per my last email, please see attached" to a guy named gary.

[he/they mccarrol @wikipetanfan]

I have a collection of instagram reels just called "charlie kelly items"

[lex ❦ @atropalex]

whenever i hear ‘horseradish’ this is what i see in my head

[mr pussy @mrpxssy]

assembling an outfit

[cerazyD @TheRealcerazyD]

@LewdScp Me giving guilty stares to the quest in its case every day

[cerazyD @TheRealcerazyD]

@ChipFlints

[JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia @jojo_wiki]

The official English localized name of Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap is Devilish Deeds Done Damned Coldly