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[Bo Tussi @BoJaxGOAT]

the dudes at Costco working for AT&T trying to get you to switch phone providers has to be a top 5 worst jobs in the world

[Haywood Jablowme👨🏾‍🦯 @WhoTfIsBravo]

Niggas be blasting some straight bullshit on them Harley’s

[G 🇬🇸 @RubbBandGrant]

Soccer was on, UFC was on, and niggas was watching Love Island tucked under a blanky, by themselves

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: Five-time Pro-Bowl selection Derwin James now has become the highest-paid safety for the second time in his career.

James agreed today to a three-year, $25.2 million per year extension that includes $57.5 million guaranteed, his agent told @adamschefter.

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Liberals on their way to get the hantavirus vaccine.

[The @ngdpc1]

My timeline today made me realize that people learned absolutely nothing from 2020.

[BHENtel @TheBHentel]

I just can’t trust niggas who don’t watch sports.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

The second them lips don’t match on Netflix I turn it off so fast 😭

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I really dislike bad manners. Why do grown adults actually find it hard to say please, thank you, and excuse me? You literally get taught all these as a child.

[Verel @problemetik]

True pain:

[໊ @mellowjnr_]

Make it your last

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

No other candle scent is fucking with mahogany teakwood idc

[Addie Rall @basicbeach4001]

If you are a boy with a jeep and your dash is filled with ducks you’re a #fag

[Dovy🔌 @DovySimuMMA]

me looking at this weekends ufc card

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

How time jumped from 2020 to 2026 feels unreal, it’s the fastest 6 years of my life.

[Proud Elephant 🇺🇸🦅 @ProudElephant]

😂😂😂

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Adulting is not doing anything on a Friday night cause you worked all week long and you’re tired.

[The Prince @PrinceCharmingP]

Before pop the balloon we had this