MarcEllmanOFFICALLYoffical

The last of his name, The breaker of iPhones, the stubber of fagends, the slayer of Dancefloors and generally, good fun.

[MarcEllmanOFFICALLYoffical @TheRealnessMarc]

2020... this is for you.x "phuck you".
https://t.co/Zi0jIqeYo2

[MarcEllmanOFFICALLYoffical @TheRealnessMarc]

@thismorning sticking to the story that last time to kill about @Tesla was a real true story about a real family who aren't the being paid by the above company? 🤪🤔🙄 #Shame

[sharon mitchells stunning weave @sharon_weave]

I love this video of stormzy at the Brits

[This Morning @thismorning]

The kids drawing fails you’ve been sending in are quite possibly the funniest things we've ever seen!

If you love having fun with us on the show, we’d love your vote at this year’s TV Choice Awards 👉 https://t.co/9Rmpcgaf9I

[MarcEllmanOFFICALLYoffical @TheRealnessMarc]

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[MarcEllmanOFFICALLYoffical @TheRealnessMarc]

So, was heartbroken as I smashed my @LGElectronics TV LAST NIGHT! however tonight- fate makes sense. Perfectly isolates away his hair! #Trump #PiersTrump #itv

[MarcEllmanOFFICALLYoffical @TheRealnessMarc]

@ITVTonight @ITV shameless scaremongering biased for vegetarianism/veganism - you dont mention most people have cereal in the morning, and Never mention white meat - you know virtually no one has bacon, a ham salad, spag(etti) bol(ognese) every day,! 30 minutes I’ll never get back #ITVTonight

[Cliff @Clifficiency]

@steve_smith335 @ArchibaldMisery @ITVTonight @ITV He's a fucking Vegan! This show is almost entirely wrong. #LCHF #NSNG #ismeatstillsafe

[MarcEllmanOFFICALLYoffical @TheRealnessMarc]

And #Eurovision 'what Madonn-not to wear' those stairs and that outfit really concerning me has she not seen the last scene of Death Becomes Her?

[MarcEllmanOFFICALLYoffical @TheRealnessMarc]

#EurovisionSongContest ! MADONNA - you'd have thought she'd have learnt a lesson about being on stage on stairs with hooded snaggable fabrics- what the @#$% has she come as ?

[MarcEllmanOFFICALLYoffical @TheRealnessMarc]

@ThatsDoubleA @SamiraTurd

[MarcEllmanOFFICALLYoffical @TheRealnessMarc]

@ThatsDoubleA @SamiraTurd https://t.co/HOtMo8gfhN this ones trying to make "ttfn" happen "ta ta for now" I'd note - never seen him in the same room as Dianne Abbott...

[MarcEllmanOFFICALLYoffical @TheRealnessMarc]

Honestly this Twitter is keeping me from signing my DNR slip

[sharon mitchells stunning weave @sharon_weave]

‘Would you like a 5p bag with that’ me with 2 arms having just bought 80 million things from co op

[sharon mitchells stunning weave @sharon_weave]

My mum when I accidentally deleted all her recordings of downtown Abby

[sharon mitchells stunning weave @sharon_weave]

OMG I love these photos of Joan Collins and Alan Carr out partying on New Years ❤️😍

[MarcEllmanOFFICALLYoffical @TheRealnessMarc]

@londontonight pdo not ever show that #Republican mong #PresidentTrump could have had his hand up her skirt, making her lips move - And she would still be less of a puppet - why can’t loonies formulate sentences that make sense or complete? #TrumpProtests #PumpDump&Trump

[MarcEllmanOFFICALLYoffical @TheRealnessMarc]

Since when did I fucking stay indoors watching football - over going to pride London on a 29☀️ summers day? ? #old #LondonPride #LondonPride2018 #London #londis #longdong

[MarcEllmanOFFICALLYoffical @TheRealnessMarc]

Now call me cynical but who reckons that we been doing very well in the football in Russia, but the 2nd chemical #Novichok incident Didn’t go unnoticed - somehow I think we’re not going to do very well in the football anymore. #sneekyrussians #EnglandvsSweden

[MarcEllmanOFFICALLYoffical @TheRealnessMarc]

@ThatsDoubleA In/on ? I never left!!!!

[MarcEllmanOFFICALLYoffical @TheRealnessMarc]

@ThatsDoubleA spoken in the w*ankiest voice possible like a android user pointlessly trying to explain why thier UTCGFT-8 from alibaba is better than iPhone: “you just cant beat a Samsung QLED- the vivid purity & clarity of the 4K screen. Nothing beats it”

[MarcEllmanOFFICALLYoffical @TheRealnessMarc]

@ThatsDoubleA I’m into not being shouted at with the first word of a sentence. Has he got no teeth? Thus insinuating “are you into gums?” https://t.co/EaVNEHIAxA