LaLa

I'm Commander Shepard.

[LaLa @TheReaperGrrl]

Goddamnit https://t.co/uxFeZm1UwX via @YouTube, this is my theme song thanks to @vrbo, shout out to @schafferthedark for writing the perfect song.

[LaLa @TheReaperGrrl]

@zoomydu @vrbo True dat.

[LaLa @TheReaperGrrl]

Seriously @vrbo, I *paid* for the cancellation insurance, and I'm getting nothing back, because "acts of god", which is bullshit.

[LaLa @TheReaperGrrl]

You better believe that once this is over, I'm uninstalling the fucking @vrbo app because they suck at giving refunds during a goddamn pandemic.

[LaLa @TheReaperGrrl]

I mean, what part of "social distancing" and "don't travel unless necessary" do you not understand @vrbo ? Honor your cancellation insurance.

[LaLa @TheReaperGrrl]

Once again, a huge FUCK OFF to @vrbo and their CSA Travel protection insurance for not covering my cancellation. Travel is not recmmended you titfuckers, give your balls a tug.

[LaLa @TheReaperGrrl]

Apparently COVID-19, social distancing and stay the hell home, aren't good enough reasons to cancel a weekend getaway. No refund even with the cancellation insurance. So fuck you, @vrbo!

[Dr. Ruth Westheimer @AskDrRuth]

If you're wearing a sexy Halloween outfit tonight, make sure it has a pocket to store a condom!

[Kevin Johns @Berlinseshdmtv]

#RejectedCookbookTitles
Cooking for your in-laws so they wont come back

[LaLa @TheReaperGrrl]

And this happened. @mclars is pretty much the nicest person you could ever meet. Thanks for the pic and great show! #nerdcore #litcore

[LaLa @TheReaperGrrl]

Thanks to @mc_frontalot, @mclars, @MegaRan and @markschaffer for the great show at Thunder Road last night!! #nerdcore #flowlikepoe

[LaLa @TheReaperGrrl]

Het @lyft, can we have the option to choose an air freshener free ride for those of us with severe allergies and asthma? #dyinghere

[Citadel Council PR @CCouncilPR]

There are some things you never forget; like learning to air quote a bike.

[Doug Stanhope @DougStanhope]

Send our love to Sugar Ray, my friend. https://t.co/NuE9edMaev

[LaLa @TheReaperGrrl]

It's #Firefly's 15th anniversary & pre-quincentenary! Win a Shiny prize fit for Captain Tight Pants: https://t.co/FPFd7Incpd #Firefly15

[LaLa @TheReaperGrrl]

@Antasma1 If you have an Alexa and Google Home, it was non stop hilarity. And cancelling 7am alarms.

[LaLa @TheReaperGrrl]

If you have both #Alexa and #GoogleHome, tonight's episode of #SouthPark21 was especially hilarious. Bravo.

[Citadel Council PR @CCouncilPR]

When Udina said 'both sides' were to blame for Cerberus we threw him out the airlock.

[LaLa @TheReaperGrrl]

"I Wanna Destroy You", in a fucking #subway commercial? Shame on you Robyn Hitchcock. #shame #shame #shame