The Reapers PR Dept.

The PR Department of The Reaper Armada. ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL of this Twitter feed.

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This hurts you, Valentine

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Calibrate good times, come on!
(Let's calibrate)

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We should go

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Reaper Shepard is such a meanie

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Just destroyed Alderaan but the Empire took credit for it. Damn.

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#InMassEffect4 Harby and Sov form the Rockin' Reapers, a band that indoctrinates through the power of song

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Ah yes...

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Mass Effect was essentially the Knight of the Old Republic team's way of making more KOTOR without access to the Star Wars license

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This hurts you: Salarian/Asari Reaper hybrid

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You burned dinner, so I have incinerated your planet to save you from the dangers of a kitchen fire.

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We must have gotten stuck in a time warp, Xbox One is coming out again.

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We once crossed paths with Khan. He said he was better, so we annihilated him with a Reaper Laser Beam to the face.

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@SpaceMagicFTW1 @ME_REAPERS this conversation hurts us

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A life sized Paladin pistol model? Why not a life sized Liara model?

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So many Star Wars tweets. I think we should try to do some reckoning and destruction at that galaxy far far away instead.

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So Shepard, you have 30,000 credits to arm your crew and improve your ship? Why not buy a 25,000 credit aquarium?

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Assuming direct control of the dance floor....

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Did you ever think of the Reapercussions?

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Do you even lift?

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Since the invasion isn't going that well, we've decided to switch tactics and just indoctrinate your leaders to raise taxes. Chaos ensues.