The Red Housewife

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[The Red Housewife @TheRedHouseWife]

@knflkkollective Took her behind back around that counter QUICK.

[The Red Housewife @TheRedHouseWife]

@Elevated_Honey No but did you see him do the side 🥷 video like this?🤣

[The Red Housewife @TheRedHouseWife]

I hope this was a lie because womp womp if it’s true. I’m not a fan of either but it almost sprained a finger tryna get to Spotify to listen to #TexasHoldEm

[✨Kei$ha✨ @GlamazonJay]

I lowkey think Taylor announced at the Grammy’s because someone may have gave her a heads up about Beyonce dropping. It’s like when Drake dropped a house album because he knew Beyonce was coming with one. I honestly think that’s why he named that album that.

[The Red Housewife @TheRedHouseWife]

The stylists are siccud. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[🇪🇹From River To Sea @JenniferRoseNYC]

Before y’all start, this look requires LAYERS, which requires CUTTING, which requires SCISSORS, which requires SHORTER hair. It doesn’t matter if it’s on weave, wig, or your own hair, do not put this picture in ANY stylist’s face and expect them to do it without SCISSORS.

[The Red Housewife @TheRedHouseWife]

@UrbanHookUpz @JoshyBeSloshy Assuming she wants a husband in the first place or that he’ll be so fragile as to let something like this rattle him says more about you than you realize. Sit this one out.

[The Red Housewife @TheRedHouseWife]

@ISUCHETY @JoshyBeSloshy Having bs excuses for being chronically late during a time of school shootings, trafficking and teachers being predators is wild to me.

[The Red Housewife @TheRedHouseWife]

In conclusion, @Usher is a menace and #TexasHoldEm better have @DollyParton in the remix. That is all.

[The Red Housewife @TheRedHouseWife]

The fact that she thought the vaping was the part that warranted the coverup

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

A spokesperson for Lauren Boebert said that Boebert wasn't vaping during the performance of Beetlejuice that she was kicked out of over the weekend.

As you can see in the video, Lauren Boebert's spokeperson either lied or was lied to by Boebert.

Why lie about something like this? Is this how far we've fallen as a nation that our politicians just blatantly lie about even the most mundane things?

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

This is why you don't let children choose their gender

[Danielle Brooks @thedanieb]

In the pocket. 🎱.

[The Red Housewife @TheRedHouseWife]

All that damn hollering.

[anthony christian ocampo 🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 @anthonyocampo]

ur filipino friend at karaoke

[The Red Housewife @TheRedHouseWife]

The supervisor committed murder. Charge him, right? Isn’t that the Republican rule?

[LanaQuest aka RosaSparks @LqLana]

A pregnant Texas corrections officer had contraction-like pains while she was on the job.

She asked to leave, her Supervisor said that she could not.

By the time she was allowed to leave it was too late.

She subsequently delivered a stillborn baby.

Radical Republicans spend their days and nights saying that life begins at fertilization.

The woman is suing; Texas’ defense is that the fetus didn't have rights.

Hypocrisy at its finest.
#FreshWords

[The Red Housewife @TheRedHouseWife]

A thread of people who didn’t understand Prince at all trying to label him based on today’s standards.

[ΛDRIΛN @AdrianXpression]

Omg & he had the nerve to b homophobic? lol

[The Red Housewife @TheRedHouseWife]

These cold cups sold out in 30 mins @Starbucks now they’re on @eBay for $75 and up. It’s time to start limiting these to one per customer and denying the use of points for purchases of limited edition merchandise.

https://t.co/KKBsK3QgtQ

[The Red Housewife @TheRedHouseWife]

Somebody tell the grim reaper to stop playing with his food.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Mitch McConnell appeared to freeze again while speaking to media in Kentucky

https://t.co/hhW4u9AJYN

[The Red Housewife @TheRedHouseWife]

@KevOnStage I’d be more concerned if I hadn’t seen Conor McGregor do it. I think he lost tho.

[The Red Housewife @TheRedHouseWife]

The fact that this even needed to happen is frustrating.

[Don Salmon @dijoni]

Serena and Venus had to deal with racism in the sport of tennis. And now this young girl Coco I have to deal with it too. they do not want Black people in the sport.#BlackTwitter .https://t.co/Buy0T0iWma

[The Red Housewife @TheRedHouseWife]

With this, the Riverboat Beatdown, the white girl with the braids, Fani “RICO” Willis and everything in this video you’d think the ancestors are getting their lick back. It’s like they didn’t appreciate the lack of an anti-black hate bill or the denial of reparations.

[The Red Housewife @TheRedHouseWife]

@IAmCreeSummer This app needs emoji reactions. I just cackled🤣

[The Red Housewife @TheRedHouseWife]

A Bronx Tale had a chokehold on white men in the 90’s. Now we have two more generations of mixed race kids whose white fathers hate their black in-laws.