The Red Pen

I love great big stuff.
The header pic is a delectable watermelon/cucumber/feta salad with steak
and thyme.
Pronouns: Sir/The Majestic/Buddy Love

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@Ijay100p @OlayemiKomolaf4 True, any guy who says these things will die a virgin.

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@LlamameFreeze @Aella_Girl Nah, I’ve noticed women seem to have higher standards for what is “good-looking” than men do. Doesn’t mean they won’t date them, just won’t think they’re attractive. Heard plenty of women say a guy is “ugly” when he’s just regular. More of a binary, if he’s not hot he’s ugly.

[Hans Mahncke @HansMahncke]

When Trump said something similar in April 2020, he was ridiculed for months by all and sundry.

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@dyingscribe A lot of chicks have absolutely no business being on OF.

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@maraisepic I just go to America’s Best. They don’t have an online store, you gotta go to their offices, but $110 will get you 2 pairs of frames with no-frills lenses, an exam for glasses and contacts (with a trial pair) and like 3 years of eye exams if you join their club.

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@bnwouprising @vanessa_ukr

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@LizzieLeanne @dyingscribe https://t.co/eFRrac9VER

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@ManletThorin @Ritualist_dA I got a warning from Reddit for “harrassment” yesterday. My offending comment? “Fuck you Hans Brix!”, a line from “Team America: World Police” on a post about Kim-Jong executing someone by feeding them to piranhas.

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@ywomendeservles

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@OneWayTolerance @MomsPostingLs Exactly, sperm clinics don’t take donations from just anybody. Donors are usually required to have advanced degrees without a history of ancestral medical problems and/or be outstanding physical specimens, and congenital mental or physical disabilities are an automatic rejection.

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@MomsPostingLs Why did they have the sperm of a mentally disabled Surinamese man in the first place, and why did they have enough of it to impregnate 500 women?
Those sorts of clinics don’t accept donations from just anybody.

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@AlhajiWalls https://t.co/L9uduY3WUg

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@GodotIsW8ing4U @dyingscribe It’s Scientology for black folks.

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@bowtiedwhitebat @CaudilloNuclear Also, if there are multiple guys with the same name, those can all be counted as one.

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@CaudilloNuclear Multiply by 3

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Eat clen, tren hard, anavar give up on your dreams.

[Haley Van Voorhis @Haley_VV]

No one will ever know what it took me in 365 days to get here...but that’s cool, they don’t need to know #staygrinding

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Hey, Chevron station at 1191 Valley Ridge Blvd, Lewisville TX. I went there 7 minutes before 10PM closing time to buy a cold drink, and the world’s tiniest pride parade exited and locked up as I approached the door. Couldn’t they have waited 7 minutes before futtbuck time?

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@libsoftiktok What’s with those stupid cuts I see people shaving into their eyebrows?

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@dyingscribe It’s just the mucus that already lines the digestive tract.