[SATIRE] XY NEWS Episode 019
Cupcake and the Great Sky Vageegee.
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BroGa! Like Yoga but socially acceptable for men. Sorry... Pussies, too pussyfied to just do whatever the fuck they want with their lives.
And instead of gaining strength and flexibility and having an hour of calm with our body, we just shout at each other all the time and try to make shit unnecessarily hard for one another. Just like a real girlfriend.
The SIMPs are going to be paying through the nose for this... With glee.
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Funny, how the stories always go: “And then I woke up with my laptop, my phone, my wallet, my pants and my kidney missing, and I've been looking for my dog ever since... Gawd, how I miss her!
They never go: "And then, after 6 hours of deep and deeply inspiring conversations about the works of Dostoyevsky and how Pearl Harbor still reverberates through the world economy till this very day... She made me a 4" tall club sandwich with fries, and I ate it while she choked on my member, as if it was dispensing the very life force that sustains her...
Damn, I'm so glad my bitch knows how to spread jelly... Saves me the trouble of finding a new one!
Women, ma'rite?"
Why is it always the former? Inquisitive minds care to know!
Oh wait, let me guess...
Because Vagina.
Funny, how the stories always go: “And then I woke up with my laptop, my phone, my wallet, my pants and my kidney missing, and I've been looking for my dog ever since... Gawd, how I miss her!
They never go: "And then, after 6 hours of deep and deeply inspiring conversations about the works of Dostoyevsky and how Pearl Harbor still reverberates through the world economy till this very day... She made me a 4" tall club sandwich with fries, and I ate it while she choked on my member, as if it was dispensing the very life force that sustains her...
Damn, I'm so glad my bitch knows how to spread jelly... Saves me the trouble of finding a new one!
Women, ma'rite?"
Why is it always the former? Inquisitive minds care to know!
Oh wait, let me guess...
Because Vagina.
If she's on the lease: at minimum he'll have to let her back in, at max he'll be sleeping in jail.
If she's not on the lease: she'll just make shit up and he'll still be going to jail.
I assume you to be female... Because you, of course, did not consider that if he were to just abandon a vehicle somewhere, that a litany of government agencies is going to come for his ass and his money, expecting him to pay for whatever ruckus and clean up cost might have occurred and incurred. With, yet again... potential jail.
It's cute that you want to chime in on the conversation and I would never say that you aren't allowed to have an opinion, because I'm not a woman so, I would never say something so stupid...
But if you care to not look stupid on the internet, I recommend you stop pretending you can relate to the experience of men. Because, as you just displayed, you most certainly cannot.
If she's on the lease: at minimum he'll have to let her back in, at max he'll be sleeping in jail.
If she's not on the lease: she'll just make shit up and he'll still be going to jail.
I assume you to be female... Because you, of course, did not consider that if he were to just abandon a vehicle somewhere, that a litany of government agencies is going to come for his ass and his money, expecting him to pay for whatever ruckus and clean up cost might have occurred and incurred. With, yet again... potential jail.
It's cute that you want to chime in on the conversation and I would never say that you aren't allowed to have an opinion, because I'm not a woman so, I would never say something so stupid...
But if you care to not look stupid on the internet, I recommend you stop pretending you can relate to the experience of men. Because, as you just displayed, you most certainly cannot.
Never leave the house without your favorite vagina!
Because yours is different and special. Very special! Like "special needs" kind of special...
Just kidding. Get out while you can.
[🚨Disclaimer🚨 I am resorting to crude sexual innuendo and blatand, infantile strawmanning, in order to mirror his "argumentation style" and frame my thoughts in a way that wouldn't go over the head of their recipient.
It's part of the comedic concept called satire. Look it up.]
Hm... Looks like someone got brain damage, getting his head shaken too hard while servicing BI-Rhone after pilates class.
I can think of few other reasons to why, there could fit so much dog shit into such a small and ugly head. The BI-Rhone incident would also explain why he can gush his veegeegee dribble at such a mind-numbing pace... Maybe his head wasn't all that got damaged and now he can breathe through the other end, too.
What a moron.
"So, how many Pussies did you worship, today? It's your divine obligation, don't you know? Like, oh ma gawd, just like men up already or whatever..."
*clacks tongue uberbitchly while rolling eyes demonstratively, just like a real girlfriend*
Reproductive dimorphism means, by definition, that the two sexes of the dimorphic species are different from one another. In ways that far exceed just behaviors and characteristics directly correlated and indispensable for the facilitation of the intercourse required, and desired.
In the case of the human animal, fundamentally so.
Thus, raising multiple generations of boys under the premise that they would fare better in life if they were to conduct themselves more like girls, and that their inherent characteristics, talents and strengths, their desires, urges and inclinations, and their unique way of seeing the world are all just as inherently wrong, detestable and toxic and a pest unto society to be eradicated by the forced and foistered feminization of absolutely everything there is, in the world their father's left to them. Or rather dispassionately tossed at their feet, as if they thought it to be as casting pearls before swine...
was a cruelty against the minds and souls of innocent boys of a scope, a sane mind would refuse to fathom, for the burden of knowing would weigh too heavy on what little emotional investment men have left in this carnival of female hubris we refer and defer to as: modernity...
and the biggest crime against humanity ever committed, belittled and forgotten.
Reproductive dimorphism means, by definition, that the two sexes of the dimorphic species are different from one another. In ways that far exceed just behaviors and characteristics directly correlated and indispensable for the facilitation of the intercourse required, and desired.
In the case of the human animal, fundamentally so.
Thus, raising multiple generations of boys under the premise that they would fare better in life if they were to conduct themselves more like girls, and that their inherent characteristics, talents and strengths, their desires, urges and inclinations, and their unique way of seeing the world are all just as inherently wrong, detestable and toxic and a pest unto society to be eradicated by the forced and foistered feminization of absolutely everything there is, in the world their father's left to them. Or rather dispassionately tossed at their feet, as if they thought it to be as casting pearls before swine...
was a cruelty against the minds and souls of innocent boys of a scope, a sane mind would refuse to fathom, for the burden of knowing would weigh too heavy on what little emotional investment men have left in this carnival of female hubris we refer and defer to as: modernity...
and the biggest crime against humanity ever committed, belittled and forgotten.
Oh you needn't worry about these things. Just stomp your feet and scream: "I'm a man, back off!", and all your vaginal problems will just go away!
Just keep frame dude, 'n the Alpha Rays from your ballsack will repel reality and consequence at your leisure.
Just like a pair of tits. The only difference is...
it's not true.
Get out while you can.
Oh you needn't worry about these things. Just stomp your feet and scream: "I'm a man, back off!", and all your vaginal problems will just go away!
Just keep frame dude, 'n the Alpha Rays from your ballsack will repel reality and consequence at your leisure.
Just like a pair of tits. The only difference is...
it's not true.
Get out while you can.