Melisandre of Asshai

Red Priestess of R'hllor, hot shadowbaby mama. Jon Snow's hair stylist. The night is dark & full of terrors. #GoT #ASOIAF #Parody #FakeWesteros

[Melisandre of Asshai @TheRedWoman]

Gendry, dude why?

Gendry: He disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan

[Melisandre of Asshai @TheRedWoman]

I misspoke. What I meant to say was, "We shouldn't sacrifice the princess to the Lord of Light, Your Grace." #sorry

[Melisandre of Asshai @TheRedWoman]

@BeautyBrienne I'm into it. You know I love a good Stannis scowl.

[Melisandre of Asshai @TheRedWoman]

@BeautyBrienne *Perks up* This could motivate me to join you.

[Melisandre of Asshai @TheRedWoman]

TFW hen the shadowbaby's baseball game goes late, you don't get dinner until nearly 10 PM, and you definitely don't get enough beauty rest. #SoTired

[Melisandre of Asshai @TheRedWoman]

R'hllor be praised.

@Arya_No1 how dare you not tag me in this gloriousness? So rude. 😍 https://t.co/28d9LwK2nS

[Eddie Eyre @EddieEyre]

Lift lift lift

[Melisandre of Asshai @TheRedWoman]

Melisandre is a new Avengers star. https://t.co/kifzhTVyUK

[sarah clark (they) @petitobjetb]

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[Melisandre of Asshai @TheRedWoman]

@BeautyBrienne

[Melisandre of Asshai @TheRedWoman]

"Rickon Stark deserved better!" https://t.co/hmBKmTAfny

[Melisandre of Asshai @TheRedWoman]

@ScreenGodTemple @girl_hag @WiCnet Some very special bath oil. It's very rejuvenating. Very.

[Melisandre of Asshai @TheRedWoman]

Is that the funk coming from my son's room? The older he gets, the worse it smells in there. https://t.co/SMjzM10jEE

[lewys piper 🇵🇸 @generalquixote]

The smells were there. Mansmells.

[Melisandre of Asshai @TheRedWoman]

@jowrotethis I can't wait to get mine. I love totes like I love good deals and your #GameofThrones articles.

[Melisandre of Asshai @TheRedWoman]

Looking for something to occupy your time while waiting on #GameOfThrones to return? There are some amazing folks releasing some crochet patterns. This week it's #HouseArryn!
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[Gendry 🦌 @LordGendry]

"You saw the boy. Such a strong boy. Those hands of his, those hands were made for hammers. He had such promise, I took him on without a fee." #TobhoMott #Gendry

[Gendry 🦌 @LordGendry]

Friends all ready for #ConOfThrones and @Arya_No1, @TheRedWoman and I are sitting at work like

[Melisandre of Asshai @TheRedWoman]

Mr. Mel: "I've never been so jealous of a saddle in my life."

Me: "Same tho."

Mr. Mel: "..."

Me: "..." https://t.co/k1F5aW5gl1

[Westworld Gifs @WestworldGifs]

Tonight. #Westworld

[Melisandre of Asshai @TheRedWoman]

This was it. This is the scene that turned me gay. I still love you Mr. Mel, but I want Dolores. https://t.co/k1F5aW5gl1

[Westworld Gifs @WestworldGifs]

Tonight. #Westworld

[Melisandre of Asshai @TheRedWoman]

@BeautyBrienne

[Melisandre of Asshai @TheRedWoman]

This isn't a spoiler, but there was a scene tonight of Dolores tonight that I'm pretty sure just turned me gay. Sorry, Mr. Mel. #Westworld

[Melisandre of Asshai @TheRedWoman]

The Mormonts have opened a new coffee shop in the North, and its positively wonderful. Now, if I can get them to make a Melisandre themed drink. Mayhaps something with cinnamon.