Oswald

Building the dream takes a five finger discount and I'm great with my hands. #bowdownpeasants

Scott DIsick is my Spriit Animal

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Shit. Losing service.. Will write more when we reach Canterbury... http://t.co/HLPE8m9EvI

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@TheMillinater wait..... how's your wifi man... mine's pretty shoddy out here....

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@TheMillinater #rude

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What no response @TheMillinater ?? #imnotevensurprised http://t.co/dzxhGXAbAq

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You've officially been pwned #peoplestillsaypwnedright #immaboss http://t.co/hLsbrGQCcs

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@TheMillinater http://t.co/KRds6ToJZj

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And since #hedidittohimself , I have described to you how millers, through their own greed and stupidity, bring trouble on themselves

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Do not question the morals of the student's actions for it is well known that bad deeds do not bring about good ones https://t.co/naYlCZMMLM

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Taking one last moment of revenge, the students beat the miller and take their stolen grain and leave on their horse #theygothimrealgood

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In a panic, thinking one of the students has attacked her, she grabs and staff and strikes her husband over his large bald head #waytogo

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Bleeding on the ground, the miller stands up but trips and falls on top of his wife who is still (unbeknownst to her) in bed with John

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Naturally, the miller attacks Allan, but Allan, being more youthful gets the better of him #shouldnthavehadthoselastfivebeersmiller

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Recounting his adventures to his companion, John unknowingly describes his bout with the miller's daughter to the miller himself!

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Allan returned to his bed to speak to John, but mistook the miller's bed for his own. Thus he climbed into bed with the miller. #hahafunny

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Over the course of the night, the miller's daughter had fallen in love with Allan #toosmooth and told him about her father's trick

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Now that he had her in his bed, John took after Allan and took full advantage of the miller's wife

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He brought the baby's cradle to the foot of his own bed so that the miller's wife, in the dark, came to his bed instead of her husband's.

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John felt emasculated and worried that people would call him a coward for letting Allan have all the fun, so he came up with his own plan

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Though John feared inciting the miller's anger, Allen laughed it off as a joke and went ahead with his plan

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Since the miller took something from Allan, Allan was going to take something from the miller: his daughter #whosthefoolnowmiller