Jack Kliegerman

[Jack Kliegerman @TheRegrettableK]

Guy who wants to be an amtrak driver so he can satiate his bloodlust by running over railway suicides but doesn't want to let on in the interview in case they don't give him the job:

"Uh, yeah, no uh, I'm really passionate about uh, getting people places... Alive of course."

[Jack Kliegerman @TheRegrettableK]

Another day, another Sisyphean task. (Listening to Beach Boys in the car and trying to sing every part at the same time)

[Jack Kliegerman @TheRegrettableK]

I don't recognize that lyric, is it off Congratulations?

[Jack Kliegerman @TheRegrettableK]

I hate when a customer is giving me his credit card over the phone and says the expiration date is "June 2027" like now I'm supposed to know the number of June? Dick.

[Jack Kliegerman @TheRegrettableK]

@_naturerain_ Been pretty chill. Yourself?

[Jack Kliegerman @TheRegrettableK]

Me and the lads getting ready to go violate the Geneva conventions