Reis Gordon

my mom told me to comment on famous peoples profiles to “quote unquote gain clout”

[Reis Gordon @TheReisG]

@realDonaldTrump When they start dating their power couple name will be Donald Jung Un

[Reis Gordon @TheReisG]

@Sethrogen I like how they look like artisanal butt plugs

[Reis Gordon @TheReisG]

Why didn’t they call it “Pebble”?

[B/R Wrestling @BRWrestling]

NBC is producing an 11-episode series called “Young Rock,” detailing @TheRock’s difficult youth.

➖ Arrested at 13
➖ Evicted and forced to leave Hawaii at 14
➖ Goes undrafted by NFL at 22
➖ Had only $7 in his pocket at 23
➖ Wrestled in flea markets at 24

[Reis Gordon @TheReisG]

@chloegordon25 Dance moms.

[Bailey @theserbiangoat]

Me choosing what I want in my bowl at chipotle

[Sean Cannell @seancannell]

Start.
Start now.
Start where you are.
Start with what you have.
Start with all of your insecurities.
Start with what you already know.
Start moving towards the goal.
Start and make mistakes.
Start small.
Start now.

Just start.

[Jack Harlow @jackharlow]

THRU THE NIGHT 🌙

Jack Harlow featuring @brysontiller