The Remoans

Topical parody cover band, no political affiliation but we definitely know what we DON'T like...

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@NadineDorries At least she was on holiday during summer recess.

Not eating kangaroo bumholes in the jungle for two weeks on TV instead of doing her job while parliament was actually sitting.

Like you.

#HerPotIsBlackerThanHerKettle #madnads

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@Nigel_Farage I think Nigel is truly one of the greatest and most capable, trustworthy and honest politicians of all time

But...

#thuggery

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@RishiSunak @bankofengland If they'd done it before you lot got booted out that might wash.

It actually indicates faith in the economic policies of the new government going forward rather than anything the Tories did.

But you know this. You're happy to grift on their success though

#ToryGaslighting

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@DavidGauke ... But I'll stir it up if it supports my goals plus then I can do another vid saying I don't support it, but...

Cos I know how much you all love the sight of my froggy face. Almost as much as I love showing it to you with my mouth moving.

#thuggery

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@kangaroos991

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@vitt2tsnoc Lube

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@Euro_toff @LeeAndersonMP_ They should be given senior positions in reform

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@LeeAndersonMP_ Angry is your default state isn't it?

When it's not 'victim'

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@jessphillips ... Apparently porn is going to be allowed next, I read recently.

That at least explains why they started hiding people's likes I suppose

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@jessphillips Twitter is just a giant whingefest these days. Since they let Elon press buttons and pull levers it just got worse and worse.

Might be a coincidence but I suspect not. The fact that most people still refer to it as Twitter shows what a fail X is.

#RightWhingers

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@dave43law @TheNorfolkLion Yep now go argue with the BBC if you think they got it wrong.

Or carry on making it up. Whatever. I'm sure your confirmation bias club will lap it up if it sounds good and fits what they want to hear.

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@Jeremy_Hunt Mr rhyming slang

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@TomTugendhat Show your proof

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@acnewsitics Tim seems to be very, very special

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@JonathanPieNews Wayback machine will have it for ever.

Cos I just added it.

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@JonathanPieNews Yep you went straight from chimp to black man Carl.

JP was comparing the Tory chaos to a chimps' tea party, a well-understood phrase with no racist connotations.

Well not until you rocked up, anyway

Whoops

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@Bbmorg Defeated

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@ArtCandee Buy shares in gauze?

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@PolitlcsUK @theipaper As the great Mel Brooks said...

Don't be stupid, be a smarty...

#RightWhingers

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@Oakymoron He's betting on some trump negotiated Russian backing if the orange guy gets in so hedging his bets like a good little banker.

Yes that can be rhyming slang if you want.