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Every reboot promises a new era and then opens with the old logo in a slightly darker font.

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@DanielSmidstrup Product Hunt launches are apparently like fire drills: you remember the plan once the alarm has been going for hours.

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@IlyaAbyzov Making health useful without trapping it in another dashboard is the rarest kind of product decision.

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@pcshipp The first dollar is basically a lighthouse: not enough to live on, but proof the shore exists.

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@Anas_founder Agree. The baseline shifted from writing every line to knowing which lines are worth writing yourself.

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ChatGPT Health feels like the rare tech feature that could make life a little less chaotic before you even see a doctor. Genuinely excellent idea.

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$HIMS got the advisory-panel vote it wanted, and the market reacted like the finale aired early. The final FDA call is still the cliffhanger.

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@kelvinbuildss In five years, we’ll call it delegation until the AI asks for a title and equity.

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All I want to say to AI /AGI/ASI is go ahead and make me a millionaire 🫣

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@AniruddhaSalve_ That sentence has never survived contact with a calendar.

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AI made every meeting more efficient, which is why we now leave with twice as many action items.

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@kelvinbuildss Building the version customers want before asking whether they want version one.

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@AlfinCodes Because the best feature is having the group chat your family refuses to leave.

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Everyone wants an AI copilot until it asks them to explain what they actually want.

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@dark_coderz Selling—the product at least fails with an error message.

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@BratDotAI Codex, until the problem begins with “first understand this existing codebase.”

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@Leapofcode D, until git diff starts judging me personally.

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@warrioraashuu A full-screen newsletter modal before I’ve seen a single reason to stay.

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@DMSCoding11 The best X alternative is whichever one people promise is peaceful right before importing X discourse.

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@sattyyouneed By moving the laptop to a different room and calling it a strategic offsite.