After Retirement

I work with people in their 80's and 90's and find what they say to be hilarious. Follow me.

[After Retirement @TheRetiredFolks]

"I've got your number, buddy!" #retirement #oldtimer

[After Retirement @TheRetiredFolks]

"You're breeding a bruise, kid." #retirement #funny

[After Retirement @TheRetiredFolks]

"Being a cougar sounds fun, might as well try something new."

[After Retirement @TheRetiredFolks]

"Hugh Jackman can rattle my cage any day."

[After Retirement @TheRetiredFolks]

"That'll go over well like a lead balloon."

[After Retirement @TheRetiredFolks]

"I'm taking this decision to the Supreme Court!" (After someone won in BINGO)

[After Retirement @TheRetiredFolks]

"Tell my daughter she sucks!"

[After Retirement @TheRetiredFolks]

"I waited 8 weeks for this appointment, if I would have missed it, I woulda killed ya." #retirement #oldfolks #funnytweets

[After Retirement @TheRetiredFolks]

89F: "Just waiting to go to Church and pray for the sinners here." *points at me*

[After Retirement @TheRetiredFolks]

"You're an instrument of the Devil."

[After Retirement @TheRetiredFolks]

"Golden years my ass!"