TheRevanchist

Earnestly close to nap

[XBOX @XBOX]

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[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

I wrote this short blurb about Michael J Fox (@realmikefox) for the annual #Time100. This man means a lot to me. And I know he means a lot to you… ⬇️

I know Michael J. Fox. Like, I know him pretty damn well. He’s funny. He’s warm. He’s handsome and intensely smart. He also falls a lot. Not just because he has Parkinson’s. He falls a lot because he’s unafraid to fly.

I met Mike 17 years ago. I’ve watched him raise the bar for purpose and passion. It’d be kinda lazy to simply characterize him as the greatest champion of Parkinson’s research on the planet. He’s someone who helped my dad, along with millions of others, feel less alone. It’d be kinda lazy to simply regard him as a movie star who shaped the lives of people all over the planet with a uniquely electric wit and self-aware charm. He’s the sum of these beautiful parts. And so many more.

Last year I watched Back to the Future with my 8-year-old daughter. It’s become her favourite film. And for now, that’s enough for me—and her. One more kid from one more generation sees what I saw.

I know how lucky I am to call Mike a friend. She still has no idea that I know him. I don’t need to teach my daughter the level of compassion Mike has mastered. Or teach her to tell stories the way Mike tells stories. I need to teach her that it’s OK to fall a lot. It’s the absolute best way to know you’re flying.

[Deborah Ann Woll @DeborahAnnWoll]

Thank you!! ❤️❤️

[TheRevanchist @TheRevanch1st]

RT @LeBatardShow:

[TheRevanchist @TheRevanch1st]

@RobRyanRed Their last 5 games in league have been a good sign for us.

[Lucy Rohden @lucy_rohden]

When I see a touchdown dance I just love to imagine the nfl players standing in front of their mirror at home practicing their little dance and it’s just so cute

[Star Wars Facts @sw_tweets]

Star Wars LEGO Geonosis Droid Factory

🎥 itsablockparty

[TheRevanchist @TheRevanch1st]

@NottsCountyZone Love it!

[Martha Quinn Ⓥ @MarthaQuinn]

Tina's heart: When we spoke at MTV, I raved about her Private Dancer dress. A few weeks later a package arrived at the studio. As I tore it open I saw the red lace peeking out. She sent me the dress! I wore it at a VMA and it is now at the @rockhall https://t.co/xBoEM7Fm1W

[Casey (she/her) @MamaSissieSays]

I might as well retire now, I will never make anything this funny again.

Leaked patriot front training videos set to ABBA’s Dancing Queen, enjoyyyyy 🥰

[Portland Pickles @picklesbaseball]

we would like to offer her a 11 year/$280,000,000 contract

[TheRevanchist @TheRevanch1st]

@scole_v He will be back in time to talk trash before the next match.

[TheRevanchist @TheRevanch1st]

@capaled His trolling was top notch. His predictions were ridiculous. I enjoyed every minute of those lobs he threw at us every week. RIP, NCZ. I'll never forget the entertainment you brought me every day.

[TheRevanchist @TheRevanch1st]

@paxton_molinari https://t.co/aqlitf3Cgh

[Matt Berry @GolferMatt23]

@BarstoolUIowa @SarahAnnRhoades

[TheRevanchist @TheRevanch1st]

@LeBatardShow The football coach would just put the blame on the players. And Mike would just agree.

[TheRevanchist @TheRevanch1st]

@Mikeyjoe9 @MichaelRyanRuiz Even if he is doing a thing, it’s made me wish for Miami to lose in every sport ever and for the coaches to blame the students for the loss, ala the football team, and not the poor leadership.

[Lynda Carter @RealLyndaCarter]

Congrats, @VancityReynolds. Now you can finally quit your day job and let the real superheroes do the work. 😉

[Lizz "Insufferable Wench" Winstead @lizzwinstead]

oh, they can fuck right off.

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

BREAKING: Luka Lochoshvili has won the FIFA fair play award, who helped save the life of Austria Wien player, Georg Teigl 🙏👏