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Official page for the Church of Funk. Chocolate coated, freaky, and habit-forming.

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I bought a sensory deprivation tank just to drown a leprechaun in it because he wouldn’t tell me where the pot of gold was. See you in Hell, little green bitch.

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@TexasAnCap Depends when the “feeling” is being done.

At noon I’d have had an appetite. If I had also not eaten lunch, by 5pm I’d have been pretty hungry.

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@ryanrigormortis @benryanwriter As a New Yorker…this is the silliest, most naive, most fantastical thing that I’ve read today. Congratulations because that’s an accomplishment on Twitter. There are flat-earth believers here.

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@MarkRPellegrino Why do leftists treat capitalism as some kind of highly specific ideological theory in the way communism is?

Capitalism can have a central bank. Capitalism can NOT have a central bank. Capitalism can mandate that everyone wears a hat on Sundays.

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@southside_mafs Where do your morals come from?

What make your morals the right ones and not someone else’s morals?

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@Cuneyt_S_Sevi That’s leftism too, except the in/out groups are along political lines

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@MmisterNobody Damn I was trying to pay for my groceries today but couldn’t because this guy said the only math that matters was this dumb shit :(

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@Rothmus $18B is only ~$50 per person.

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@Supernautiloid @JuicyJuuce @mcsquared34 Yeah you don’t actually have points, you’re just memeing.

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@bmwm3gtr2004 @kayque_mikorin @bulmagon @mcsquared34 It certainly seems they would if they could get away with it!

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@mcsquared34 You do this same thing all the time lmao. It’s all over your account.

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@PsionicPsittacc @mcsquared34 What are you angry about? Wanna talk about it?

No, you said that communists won’t take your house. Which implies that everyone gets to keep their houses, including billionaires, right?

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@PsionicPsittacc @mcsquared34 Oh you meant me specifically?

So I get to keep my house but everyone else loses their’s.

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@kayque_mikorin @bulmagon @mcsquared34 Because when you act tyrannically and claim it’s for the good of the revolution, nobody can question you.

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@kayque_mikorin @bulmagon @mcsquared34 Religion, speech, press, assembly, travel, fair trial, privacy, unwarranted search/seizure, etc.

Basically anything can be done to you so long as someone with power deems you “an enemy of the revolution” whether it’s true or not.

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@Dogtor_Barker @mcsquared34 Property taxes are decided by local government.

Mortgage rates fluctuate constantly but have generally trended down over the last 50 years.

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@Supernautiloid @crwarmuth44 @mcsquared34 Hey I never called you names.

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@overduerevol @mcsquared34 So the billionaires get to keep their mansions?

I’m pretty sure Marx made his thoughts clear in his essay titled “On the Jewish Question” lol

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@Supernautiloid @crwarmuth44 @mcsquared34 Funniest deflection.

Ideologues are unmatched in denying the truth.

If you said “Hitler had purple hair.” and someone denied it, you’d say they were defending Hitler.

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@PsionicPsittacc @mcsquared34 So you don’t want billionaires to lose their mansions? That’s good to know.

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@Supernautiloid @mcsquared34 Oh I have fans? That’s dope.