I've often been asked if I've ever met a lady who excited me enough to name the day? My reply has always been that if the day isn't 17th May and the lady isn't called Aneta, there would be no purpose.
I've often been asked if I've ever med a lady who excited me enough to name the day? My reply has always been that if the day isn't 17th May and the lady isn't called Aneta, there would be no purpose.
Last night I was attempting to renew my subscription with my ecclesiastical supply company but a glitch in my internet system meant I ended up registering with a ladies Wet Look, Vinyl and PVC online retailer in Copenhagen. It took me 15 minutes of browsing to realise my mistake.
I am decluttering ahead of moving house. A lady with four children came to collect my kitchen table and six chairs which I had advertised for £80. When she told me one of the children was in a wheelchair I offered to sell her the table and five chairs for £10 less.
I am told that oysters are a great aphrodisiac. A female parishioner and I ordered half a dozen but it wasn't clear to me whether the best strategy was for me to eat them all, her to eat them all or for us to have three each.
Last night I was attempting to renew my subscription with my ecclesiastical supply company but a glitch in my internet system meant I ended up registering with a ladies Wet Look, Vinyl and PVC online retailer in Copenhagen. It took me 15 minutes of browsing to realise my mistake.
I recently travelled to Thailand to take my message to a wider audience. I decided to visit a spa and was persuaded to have a massage. When the lady asked me if I wanted a happy ending I assumed she was offering to waive her massage fee.