Reverend Jackson

Tolerance, Patience, Compassion, Equality, Fairness, Giving Not Receiving, Abstinence. These are qualities I deploy sparingly.

[Reverend Jackson @TheRevrdJackson]

I've often been asked if I've ever met a lady who excited me enough to name the day? My reply has always been that if the day isn't 17th May and the lady isn't called Aneta, there would be no purpose.

[Reverend Jackson @TheRevrdJackson]

I do not believe in unprotected sex. That is why I never give anyone I sleep with my correct name or telephone number.

[Reverend Jackson @TheRevrdJackson]

The true benefit of globalisation is that I can meet women from countries where dating men old enough to be their father is totally ok.

[Reverend Jackson @TheRevrdJackson]

I've often been asked if I've ever med a lady who excited me enough to name the day? My reply has always been that if the day isn't 17th May and the lady isn't called Aneta, there would be no purpose.

[Reverend Jackson @TheRevrdJackson]

I do not believe in unprotected sex. That is why I never give anyone I sleep with my correct name or telephone number.

[Reverend Jackson @TheRevrdJackson]

Last night I was attempting to renew my subscription with my ecclesiastical supply company but a glitch in my internet system meant I ended up registering with a ladies Wet Look, Vinyl and PVC online retailer in Copenhagen. It took me 15 minutes of browsing to realise my mistake.

[Reverend Jackson @TheRevrdJackson]

You can never lose a race you don't enter.

[Reverend Jackson @TheRevrdJackson]

I always believe that you can't do anything wrong if people don't know what you're doing.

[Reverend Jackson @TheRevrdJackson]

The true benefit of globalisation is that I can meet women from countries where dating men old enough to be their father is totally ok.

[Reverend Jackson @TheRevrdJackson]

I run two telephone helplines for my flock. One is for single or separated women aged between 18 and 40. The other one is temporarily out of service.

[Reverend Jackson @TheRevrdJackson]

I am decluttering ahead of moving house. A lady with four children came to collect my kitchen table and six chairs which I had advertised for £80. When she told me one of the children was in a wheelchair I offered to sell her the table and five chairs for £10 less.

[Reverend Jackson @TheRevrdJackson]

I run two telephone helplines for my flock. One is for single or separated women aged between 18 and 40. The other one is temporarily out of service.

[Reverend Jackson @TheRevrdJackson]

I have just woken up alone in my own bed. Sometimes I find this preferable to waking up not alone in someone else's bed.

[Reverend Jackson @TheRevrdJackson]

The true benefit of globalisation is that I can meet women from countries where dating men old enough to be their father is totally ok.

[Reverend Jackson @TheRevrdJackson]

I am told that oysters are a great aphrodisiac. A female parishioner and I ordered half a dozen but it wasn't clear to me whether the best strategy was for me to eat them all, her to eat them all or for us to have three each.

[Reverend Jackson @TheRevrdJackson]

Last night I was attempting to renew my subscription with my ecclesiastical supply company but a glitch in my internet system meant I ended up registering with a ladies Wet Look, Vinyl and PVC online retailer in Copenhagen. It took me 15 minutes of browsing to realise my mistake.

[Reverend Jackson @TheRevrdJackson]

I recently travelled to Thailand to take my message to a wider audience. I decided to visit a spa and was persuaded to have a massage. When the lady asked me if I wanted a happy ending I assumed she was offering to waive her massage fee.

[Reverend Jackson @TheRevrdJackson]

Haven't had a girlfriend for ages. Danger is next time I do, when I come I'm going to call out my own name.

[Reverend Jackson @TheRevrdJackson]

I do not believe in unprotected sex. That is why I never give anyone I sleep with my correct name or telephone number.

[Reverend Jackson @TheRevrdJackson]

Another night home alone and sober. Better catch up on my reading. Anyone know a good book?