Rhett Shaw

[trash jones @jzux]

me: i don’t think you were supposed to cut my arms and legs off

AI doctor: you’re absolutely right to push back. you are bleeding out

[Rhett Shaw @TheRhettShaw]

@KarolusWangus @t67632158 The show is all that matters but you’re critiquing HIS writing?

[Joyce ★ @illjoy_]

Person who reads ASOIAF and thinks that the allegorical nuclear bombs used by colonizers to maintain their hold on the throne are a good thing that benefits the world

[Rhett Shaw @TheRhettShaw]

@blueintheface @NextBestPicture Warner bros forced them to only have 8 episodes for the season

[Rhett Shaw @TheRhettShaw]

@MiamiCanes1971 It’s not slop

[Brynden Rivers🩸🐦‍⬛ @I3loodraven]

aerys: I love reading

maekar: some men will say I meant to kill my brother. the gods know it is a lie, but I will hear the whispers till the day I die.

bloodraven:

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

(In sex ed class) Yeah right, like we’ll ever use this stuff in the real world

[julia @juumelo_]

boy I sure hope nothing pisses me off today! I say as I clock in to the pissing me off factory

[splat 🛡️🌳🐉 @zaryaismywife]

he’s just always saying some shit

[Rhett Shaw @TheRhettShaw]

@Johny_Etwer @Nerdrotics Have you read fire and blood?

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

The New York Knicks are four wins away from their first championship in 53 years and the only thing standing in their way is a 9-foot-tall French Shaolin alien.

[aaron. @ayroned]

Wemby doing all this flopping

[latke @latkedelrey]

i am at the part in the hero’s journey where everyone starts beating the hero with hammers

[Jo @MavsStan41]

How 90% of NBA fans looking at Wemby right now knowing we don’t have to watch those terrorists in the finals

[Rhett Shaw @TheRhettShaw]

@lowgradef You’ve note read enough/watched enough fiction

[Rhett Shaw @TheRhettShaw]

@Johny_Etwer @Nerdrotics Fire and blood is a horrendous book to try and adapt

[Rhett Shaw @TheRhettShaw]

@Nerdrotics What do you mean sounds abysmal?

[Rhett Shaw @TheRhettShaw]

@shierakstar What if fire is both

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

the dominos delivery tracker just told me my exact place and time of death

[Trey Rowland @trey_rowland59]

waiting for something good to happen to florida state