Richard Moorhouse

[Richard Moorhouse @TheRichList]

@joelycett Taylor Swifty Shades of Grey

[Richard Moorhouse @TheRichList]

I've been doing gags about wonky stalactites, but they're not going down well.

[Jamie Mathieson Has Written A Book @Jamti]

My end of year appraisal from the boss is in: https://t.co/3jTuHcIaSZ

[Richard Moorhouse @TheRichList]

Goodbye to the egg-straordinary @MastersDiner, our favourite cafe in London. It's bean a blast.

[Richard Moorhouse @TheRichList]

Didn't know the Old Vic served spirits... @bbceastenders #EastEnders #EELastOrders #PeggyMitchell @BBCOne

[Jamie Mathieson Has Written A Book @Jamti]

FANVY (noun): The irrational irritation caused by a friend becoming a bigger fan than you of a film or band you introduced them to.

[Andrew Bloch @AndrewBloch]

The most British newspaper correction ever

[Richard Moorhouse @TheRichList]

Very nice of #TheSundayTimes to publish my Christmas card list. #richlist

[Richard Moorhouse @TheRichList]

Two words

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

I've just discovered kerning - spread the word!

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

Here's a bit of advice for you

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

Christianity was commissioned after the Pilate episode.

[Richard Moorhouse @TheRichList]

@sheen74 There's no Moo Moos round here Beenbo.

[Richard Moorhouse @TheRichList]

@sheen74 You've got the wrong person Shaun.

[Richard Moorhouse @TheRichList]

Proof that dogs are better decision makers.

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

Undercover agents don't get the recognition they deserve.

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

I lost my job at the garden centre soon after my boss brought a customer over to me and said "He wants decking".

[Richard Moorhouse @TheRichList]

Well done me for making hot cross buns. Use 500g of self praising flour.

[Richard Moorhouse @TheRichList]

Some people will argue black is white, and white is black. Is that being negative?