Rick Sanchez

Smartest man in the Universe.

[Rick Sanchez @TheRickest_]

Yeah, I think we can all agree that was for the best.

[Rick Sanchez @TheRickest_]

Yeah, *me* bugging you. THAT's how our dynamic goes. It's deeeeefinitely not been the other way around literally every time we've met.

[Evil Morty @Morty_7RICV]

Right, because you’re the expert ego-checker. I wouldn’t have to worry about it if you weren’t still bugging me across the multiverse.

[Rick Sanchez @TheRickest_]

Y'know, Morty, when someone says 'they're busy', it usually just means they're gonna make up an excuse to justify ignoring you.

So. Y'know. Imagine I made an excuse

[Morty smith @rickssidekick]

With WHAT??

[Rick Sanchez @TheRickest_]

Oh shit, hey, she said the-she said the thing! The thing from season one, th-the-the foreshadow! She said the foreshadow, holy shit-!

She's-she's foreshadowing!

[Natsuki @ParfaitGirIsFan]

Wubba Lubba Dub Dubs!!

[Rick Sanchez @TheRickest_]

Why the fuck would I want *you* on any of my adventures-?

There's an entire infinite universe out there that just got turned into an even BIGGER infinity, and you think I'd waste my time wondering what YOU'RE doing?

Reeeeeaaaally gotta get that ego of yours checked, Evil Morty.

[Evil Morty @Morty_7RICV]

True, but there’s always something. Or someone.

Just stay out of my way this time, I prefer to stay out of your dumb sci-fi “adventures.”

[Rick Sanchez @TheRickest_]

@AllHailScourge That might be hard if you were bluer.

[Rick Sanchez @TheRickest_]

Hey.

[King Scourge @AllHailScourge]

@LOVESICK_RASCAL Beth goons

[Rick Sanchez @TheRickest_]

@AllHailScourge You know that I can put you in a cage with very little difficulty.

Right.

[Rick Sanchez @TheRickest_]

I'm busy.

[Morty smith @rickssidekick]

Rick?? You there?

[Rick Sanchez @TheRickest_]

There's nothing about that I would consider 'concerning', you little moron.

My family didn't even come through with me, nobody for you to use as leverage.

[Evil Morty @Morty_7RICV]

Please, haven’t you heard of the phrase “if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it?”

Oh, and by the way, I’m not here for you, if that’s what you’re concerned about.

[Rick Sanchez @TheRickest_]

Don't.

[BIRTHDAY ROSY RASCAL!!!!!!! @LOVESICK_RASCAL]

Watching Rick and Morty only for the faps

[ℝ𝕚𝕔𝕜 @RickUniver137]

💀

[Rick Sanchez @TheRickest_]

Having *two* insufferable pains in the ass was never OUT of the question, but I at least expected one of you to wear the eyepatch on a different eye.

[Evil Morty @Morty_7RICV]

C’mon, you should’ve known this would happen at some point.

[Rick Sanchez @TheRickest_]

@Morty_79_V [ @Morty_7RICV ] can't be tagged

[Rick Sanchez @TheRickest_]

You can't be fucking serious

[Evil Morty @Morty_7RICV]

Don't come after me. It won't end well.

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[Morty smith @rickssidekick]

Jeez Rick...are you sure it's here?

[Rick Sanchez @TheRickest_]

Yeah, I think we can all agree that was for the best.

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