Stu Wright

I'm getting my Ph. D. in clinical psychology, hoping to teach others the same skills that have benefited me.

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@Charmozard Sounds like alcohol poisoning, Charlotte. Don't enable her, @ClareBearSteve.

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@Charmozard That's not sobriety, Charlotte, but I respect your efforts. #stilldontknowwhattheseare

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@Charmozard It grieves me we cannot be more mature about this. At heart, I wished only to help you, Charlotte.

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@Charmozard Once you've calmed down, I would genuinely like to chat with you about the…ahem…company you keep. You have so much potential.

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@Charmozard You'll be happy to know (once you've sobered up) that tonight's event was a success, despite your exuberance. No hard feelings?

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Very mature, @RuddyRoddy @BrosMacSexy. Finally, I can focus on the purpose of this evening. I'll deal with @Charmozard tomorrow

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@RuddyRoddy Whomever you are, please remove Charlotte…as quietly as possible.

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@Charmozard Who the hell is @RuddyRoddy?

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@Charmozard If you resent the article so much, I am surprised you are reinforcing my conclusions so loudly.

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@Charmozard Will you please stop yelling? You are alarming the guests. And what are these #things?

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@Charmozard Come out of the bathroom.

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@Charmozard @regginlove It's a surprise. Just don't be late.

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@RegginLove Your philosophizing is good and well, but I expect you to ensure that @Charmozard is on time tonight. She is the guest of honor

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I give up. @Charmozard @Cherry_Bombin @RegginLove @BrosMacSexy You all confirmed last month. Please don't be late. (Again.)

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@Charmozard I can see this, Charlotte.

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Good Lord, really?? Not even my paper title will fit?? Anyway, the gathering will be at my home tomorrow evening at 7:30. I hope you will at

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(Resuming my original missive) "Understanding the Psychological Impact of Gen Y Extended Youth c
Culture on Burgeoning Alcoholic Traits and

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Ahem. Resort to this social platform, which seems to limit the amount of characters I may include in a "Tweet."

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Apologies. I would simply communicate this reminder via phone calls, but none of you seemed to have your phones with you today, so I must re

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I'd like to remind everyone that I am hosting a small soirée at my home tomorrow in order to celebrate the modest award my latest paper, "Un