Riley Thomas

Stepdad Country. Listen to COWBOYS DID COCAINE

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a time machine would be wasted on me cause i’d only go back as far as when you could smoke on planes

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@997theblitz @doobie @CloseEnemiesX doobieeeee

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.@coach_bnapier is a weak, unaccountable man, and they will make documentaries about how he ruined @FloridaGators football

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@elonmusk hey man, you ever thought about making a line of @Tesla boats ? would be pretty for the boys of you

[SiriusXM The Highway @highwaysiriusxm]

.@TheRileyThomas performed "Cowboys Did Cocaine" for us and we're obsessed 🤠 Check out the full video here: https://t.co/bvj7yzTBQE

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if you go to costco and don’t tell somebody you went to costco, you didn’t go to costco

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i don’t mean to sound bitter, it’s just that i am

[Riley Thomas @TheRileyThomas]

be careful who you lend your jacket to in a cold world

[Riley Thomas @TheRileyThomas]

live, laugh, love, leave

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here we mfkin go

[The Cadillac 3 @thecadillac3]

Can't wait to hit the road again starting next week, and we're excited to be bringing @TheRileyThomas and @WeAreEverette along for the ride.

Get your tickets @ https://t.co/qI4taoKjAF

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hinder should’ve been the biggest band in the world

[Riley Thomas @TheRileyThomas]

sorry for what i drank when i was drinking

[Riley Thomas @TheRileyThomas]

sing for the people, count the money and the miles back home to you

[Riley Thomas @TheRileyThomas]

is turbulence getting worse or am i getting older and now fear death ?

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sorry ladies but the steve earle stays on during s3x

[Riley Thomas @TheRileyThomas]

don’t tell me things are back to normal when not one girl has asked me my sign since 2019

[Riley Thomas @TheRileyThomas]

one packet of fire one packet of hot

[Riley Thomas @TheRileyThomas]

.@billboard your website makes me not want to be alive anymore just fix it

[Riley Thomas @TheRileyThomas]

good music is hard to play and easy to listen to

[Riley Thomas @TheRileyThomas]

probably has a pet snake

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100% chance she’s hot and crazy if she listens to lana del rey

[Riley Thomas @TheRileyThomas]

i’ve done the research on this so you wouldn’t have to