Raderick De Jesus

PLAIN-SPEAKING HALFLING ROGUE FROM A BOARDING SCHOOL FOR THE CHILDREN OF MIDDLE-CLASS WIZARDS WHO LOVED, LOST AND NEVER LOVED AGAIN

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Whoever thinks talking to their financial advisor on speakerphone in a store is a good idea. It is not

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Customers will be like " I got your call, text and email and message but I didn't read or listen to any of it so what did u call about?"

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@_lizharvey no upset. disappointed

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@NotRioFromBar @BlockClubCHI

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Getting yelled at for something completely out of my control not being five days earlier than quoted is new

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Maybe if u think every pair of glasses makes you look dumb maybe what you really need to do is look inside and love yourself

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People will be like " I shouldn't have to pay so much for things because I can't keep track or take care of them. Like seriously this will get lost in a week" and it's like bruh that's on you?

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@davidmellyruns Tbf I would watch unedited track and field coverage too

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Watched some teen say she stands on business and then rawdogged the whole flight arms crossed staring forward for 8 hrs

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@JPat4000 There was a pause where I was being kinda nice until I realized they understood English then I got kinda shitty about them cutting

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In France waiting in line for like fifteen minutes to have some Italian guy push past me to cut and act like I won't be confrontational and boy was he wrong

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Saw a lil kid in a red cap and thought it was a maga hat and had the thought, if a baby was a Nazi would you punch the baby

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Personally I love hearing all the drama about how people ruin the spirit of gravel for each other

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Always impressed by people's ability to have so many hues of green clothing worn at the same time with little to no thought about color theory

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People who jog dead center on the 606 deserve to get yelled at

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@JPat4000 Nauuur

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Working in eyewear for one week has taught me that people will put literally any pair of glasses on and be like "I look like Harry Potter".