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[robert @TheRoibeard]

Love and Theft by Bob Dylan erasure

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

Indie band The Microphones release their third album, The Glow Pt. 2.

Rapper Jay-Z releases album The Blueprint.

[QPR FC @QPR]

The streets will never forget 🪄

[robert @TheRoibeard]

tried to build the most streets wont forget xi possible with no re-rolls allowed. they finished 15th

[mike from veep @selinaknope]

my eyes see Bradley Cooper as Balls

[mike from veep @selinaknope]

will arnett divorce movie you guys won best picture

[megan @rachsdaya]

killing myself in front of whoever paywalled the nyt mini to change the trajectory of their lives

[robert @TheRoibeard]

its federico friday!

[EuroFoot @eurofootcom]

🇮🇹😯 Federico Macheda turns 34 today. He scored on his Manchester United debut in a crucial match, just 17-years-old at the time. 🪄

[robert @TheRoibeard]

Why does this little goblin doll look like jeremy allen white

[robert @TheRoibeard]

#gonebutnotforgotten

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

@jamesfing99 yo James happy bday my brother HH

[robert @TheRoibeard]

@Tanner_Slavin Santa?

[robert @TheRoibeard]

dehruivjxo

[Max @thfcmax__]

Spurs bros, chant for mathys tel:

(to the tune of Travis Scott - FE!N)

TEL TEL TEL TEL TEL TEL TEL TEL TEL
TEL TEL TEL TEL TEL TEL TEL TEL TEL
TEL TEL TEL TEL TEL TEL TEL TEL TEL
TEL TEL TEL TEL TEL TEL TEL TEL TEL
TEL TEL TEL TEL TEL TEL TEL TEL TEL

[annika💒 @simulacrababy]

him: you better not be chinese gone girl when i get home
me:

[robert @TheRoibeard]

I miss him too. Onana just isn’t up to scratch

[uSMOOV @__Smoov___]

India speaks on how much DDG means to her🥹

[Kenny Keil @kennykeil]

Young Professor X (via telepathy): Elvis! Can you hear me? My name is Charlie Xavier! I’m 8 years old and I’m your biggest fan!

Elvis: whut thu

[JT @tallboythinlegs]

going "school of rock" mode but it's "school of film" and i'm exploiting the unpaid labor of a 2nd grade class to make an all kid remake of "sunset boulevard"

[Norm Macdonald @normmacdonald]

At times, the joy that life attacks me with is unbearable and leads to gasping hysterical laughter. I find myself completely out of control and wonder how could life could surprise me again and again and again, so completely. How could a man be a cynic? It is a sin.

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

“Emilia Perez is a movie. And now it is nominated for many Oscars. Karla Gascon, who is an actress, is in this movie. And she is nominated for an Oscar.”