TheCynicCynic

The human version of a paradox .... maybe you know me, maybe you don’t 😏

[TheCynicCynic @TheRomanticCyn1]

Don’t call yourself trash... you’re so much more than that...
You’re medical waste- so toxic that you need to be incinerated separately

[TheCynicCynic @TheRomanticCyn1]

Someone who’s gotten through IPC and knows how to conduct a proper motivational interview- come motivate me to study pleeeease 😭

[TheCynicCynic @TheRomanticCyn1]

Truuuth

[TheCynicCynic @TheRomanticCyn1]

Luckily I don’t have any Brians

[TheCynicCynic @TheRomanticCyn1]

My Clin partner and I are on the quietest IPC call- and watching @The_Shwale cooking videos… we made a mistake not getting into Hillbrow CHC for live comedy shows 😭😭😭

[TheCynicCynic @TheRomanticCyn1]

What Trauma and EM has taught me: you’re merely moments away from disaster. You never know what comes next- so there’s no way I’m gonna be worried about you or your shit anymore.

[TheCynicCynic @TheRomanticCyn1]

@emmabee899 I’m so so sorry Em!!! That’s horrible!!!! 😭

[TheCynicCynic @TheRomanticCyn1]

Binging How I Met Your Mother… and then realizing you’re the female version of Ted Mosby 🤦🏽‍♀️🙈😂

[TheCynicCynic @TheRomanticCyn1]

@screamingmd “That One Patient” - by Ellen De Visser
“The 5 people you meet in Heaven” by Mitch Albom

[TheCynicCynic @TheRomanticCyn1]

@GraceLehnerdt Always here fo you hun… hope it passes soon, and you’re onto your next sunny phase ❤️🌈

[TheCynicCynic @TheRomanticCyn1]

@GraceLehnerdt You okay hun? 😔❤️

[TheCynicCynic @TheRomanticCyn1]

@FT1Maa I’m so sorry hun

[TheCynicCynic @TheRomanticCyn1]

Another Saturday night in lockdown, and another passionate rendition of Adele’s best hits to my audience of teddy bears

[TheCynicCynic @TheRomanticCyn1]

@randomgemini_5 I had paeds at RMMCH this year- and honestly was so so amazing. Smaller, community vibe- and the drs are keen to teach if you’re keen to learn.

[TheCynicCynic @TheRomanticCyn1]

I know this isn’t about me- but I’m feeling really icky rn

[TheCynicCynic @TheRomanticCyn1]

@randomgemini_5 Last year before covid, they really did

[AnGy ☆ @nishozoldyck]

I only talk to two people everyday and one of them is me

[TheCynicCynic @TheRomanticCyn1]

Omg omgg omg I’m so so glad I’m not the only one!!!!

[Tahseen Karim @TahseenKarim_]

Why am I more scared to touch a raw chicken than a cadaver? 🙃

[Az 🇵🇸 @azh_bas]

Pls man😭

[TheCynicCynic @TheRomanticCyn1]

@FT1Maa Dankie my skattie…

[TheCynicCynic @TheRomanticCyn1]

Did I miss Twitter?
No
Have I distanced myself from 90% of my friends cos I’m not feeling like a happy jelly baby and now I feel like I have no one to talk to?
Yes
So, hellos old friend Twitter- sorry for all crap I’m about to tweet

[TheCynicCynic @TheRomanticCyn1]

@Indigo_BayB Thank you