Roof Guy Romo ⛈🔨

I get on roofs for a living ✌🏼

[Vogue Papi™ @itsdedinnn]

Bro these two nations might be bonded for life

[Selene Mariposa @Selene_Mariposa]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America.
Everything is free, enormous, air conditioned, comes with chips, and has five grocery stores within a mile that will sell you any cut of any animal you have ever imagined.

Write that down. 🦋

[Rangers Nation ⚾️ @Rangers__Nation]

Corey Seager and BigXThaPlug was not a collab I was expecting to see

(🎥: appleuser83473326/TT)

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Everybody is enjoying sports #PMSLive

[DraftKings @DraftKings]

New York Knicks since Danhausen uncursed them:
W
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Incredible power.

(📸 via @DanhausenAD)

[WrestleSeek @WrestleSeek]

🚨 Nearly 2,000 Danhausen x New York Knicks 2026 NBA Finals Champions T-Shirts have been sold on WWEShop within 15 hours of release.

[Danhausen @DanhausenAD]

.@nyknicks CONGRATULATIONS FROM DANHAUSEN

FOREVER UNCURSED 🏀👹🦷🗽

@WWE

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

This is …. And I don’t say this lightly…. The single greatest piece of writing I have ever seen in my life

The Japanese have discovered unlimited chips & salsa and it’s beautiful

[Roof Guy Romo ⛈🔨 @TheRomoTweets]

Mexico win ✅
Rangers win back to back .500 ✅

[Roof Guy Romo ⛈🔨 @TheRomoTweets]

ESOOOOO RAUUUUUL, YA ERA TEIMPO REY, TE LO MERECES CABRON!!!!! 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

[NextMex @NextMexOficial]

🇲🇽🥺 Armando “La Hormiga” González in tears singing the Mexican National Anthem at a World Cup 🏆

❤An unforgettable moment for the Chivas striker.

[All Fútbol MX 🇲🇽 @AllFutbolMX]

🚨🏟️ THE MEXICAN NATIONAL TEAM HAS ARRIVED AT THE ESTADIO AZTECA FOR THE OPENING GAME!

[Tactical Manager @ManagerTactical]

We made it to the 2026 World Cup without nuking the World.

[Roof Guy Romo ⛈🔨 @TheRomoTweets]

JT from Baseball bat bros is killing it down in the minors and I’d love to see him get a shot at the big leagues soon! Rangers do need help at 1B 👀

[Roof Guy Romo ⛈🔨 @TheRomoTweets]

Holy bat flip

[Ben Verlander @BenVerlander]

SPENCER HOROWITZ WITH ONE OF MY FAVORITE BAT FLIPS THE SWING STRAIGHT INTO THE FLIP AND PNC PARK IS ROCKING

[Rangers Nation ⚾️ @Rangers__Nation]

I don’t think I’ve winced that hard at something in a long time

Really, really hope Lugo is okay.

🎥: Rangers Sports Network

[Rick Ucchino @RickUcchino]

How the heck did Corey Graves make it from Monterrey to Turin in time for #WWEClash?

[Les Street @official_lesdog]

I want to know if you can actually see inside the stadium at Monterrey from the mountain.

[Popplayzz @Popplayzz1]

Goldberg was lifting a fan and Big Show saw it and instantly started shouting “me next , me next” 😭

Goldberg straight up denied it 💀

This is so hilarious LMFAOO