The Rotgut Review

Listen, I'm probably only going to tweet when I'm inebriated or stoned, let's be honest.

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This hurts me deeply.
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@MattFisher515 @peacockTV Precisely. The sweat is important to the viewing. I rue the day the WWE network went away. Never thought I'd say that.

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Hey @peacockTV you're the Devil. I just want to watch #WrestleMania and your app is the bane of my existence.

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If Eddie Kingston doesn't beat Jericho tonight I'm going to cry into my whiskey #AEWRevolution

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@goatshame Lot 40 Rye, love the stuff

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Things that terrify me:
1. The deep ocean and the Lovecraftian horrors that dwell therein.
2. Loose human hair. Even just a single one.
So, one thing I will never encounter and one thing that is around me every single day, constantly. Brains are weird.

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If I die in a spectacularly embarrassing way, I want it brought up repeatedly during the funeral.

"Yes, though our brother, Edd, has left us because he electrocuted himself in the shower with a vibrating butt plug, we know that he now waits in heaven with the Lord"

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Johnny Thirstee @SilverNumber1

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Oh my damn, Bubblegumhead Whisky from @3floyds is absolutely wild, I think I found a new favorite malt whiskey. Full review here: https://t.co/MfvUDw9XuO

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Me: Do we have any un-peated scotch in the house?
My girlfriend: No, we're adults.

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@Choffel Oh wait, sorry. I shouldn't assume you're a fella, my bad. Thanks, friend!

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@Choffel Thanks fella! Really appreciate all the new supporters!

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@jameson_us Bushmills

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@AJerfType Cheers dude!

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I can't explain how excited I am to play Thatcher's Techbase! This mod looks genius, thank you @letshugbro for creating it! I'm going to stream it tomorrow at 6 CDT, but I'm turning it into a drinking game, of course.
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#DOOM #Doomslayer

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RT if you think WWE did Bianca Belair wrong tonight. #SummerSlam

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How are you going to do @BiancaBelairWWE like that? I'm thinking I'm gonna go watch @AEW from now on, @WWE is absolute trash. Piss off, @VinceMcMahon #SummerSlam

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Fuck you. @WWE

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Sexism has no place in the whiskey community, and @TheRealCoach_JB, owner of Slapdick Whiskey, is a perfect example of the kind of toxic, misogynist Neanderthal we don't need. Got a little message for you, Coach:
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Rotgut is back on YouTube live! Tonight, 8 PM Central, it's time for another sojourn into Texas whiskey, featuring @HOU_Distillery @BalconesWhisky @TreatyOakTX and more! Mosey on by cowboys!
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