O’R

he is not here.

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

Nglll Melissa / Diesel Platform collab ateeeee 😍😍😍😍🔥

[Spacesthetic @interiorsuckerr]

"Sky Guy" resin sculpture by Sad Salesman

[PO’s MainChic😎 @D_goodybag]

Femi Gbajabiamila’s fraud in China is a death sentence.

But in Nigeria, we talk about it and move on.

[Trash boat⛵️😋 @chibuikssss]

Guy all these guys are not mentally okay. This thing that’s happening is not normal Atall, everyone in this country has gone crazy

[Abiodun @bin_gbada]

Wait, the presidency is saying the agency doesn’t exist & that Prince Adeyemi “misled the accountant-general into opening a CBN account” in the agency’s name?

But the same presidency still went ahead & budgeted 1.3 billion for a nonexistent agency under their own budget??

LMAOOOOOOOOOO. Super story!!

[iDAN 🦸🏽 @dangbanamanager]

Everyone should watch and read. Nigeria is a crime scene.

[Babatunde Gbadamosi @BOGbadams]

Nigerians should be grateful to Matthew Adeyemi Adeniyi, whichever way this scandal ends up.

If @aonanuga1956's elaborate and utterly implausible treatise on the matter is to be believed, Adeyemi has proved what many of us have alleged since 2015 - that the @OfficialAPCNg is a collection of supremely incompetent and greedy criminals.

He fooled the Federal Secretariat management team into allocating offices to his "fake" agency, and thus proved that they are at the very least utterly incompetent and possibly irredeemably corrupt.

He fooled the @cenbank, @DrYemiCardoso et al, into opening CBN accounts for his agency, thus proving that the CBN under Cardoso has turned into a cesspit of an insane level of incompetence and again, possibly fetid corruption.

He fooled the President Tinubu and his Minister of Finance into including his "fake" agency in the 2026 budget, this proving their lack of diligence and lack of dedication to their jobs.

He fooled the National Assembly, led by @SenGodswill, into passing that budget, with an actual financial allocation of billions of ₦₦₦ for his "fake" agency, thus proving that the National Assembly of the @OfficialAPCNg is nothing but a rubber stamp and possibly deeply corrupt.

If Adeyemi is right, and the agency really exists and was in fact created by the Presidency, included in the budget and given an allocation from taxpayer funds, he has proved that the @OfficialAPCNg government of @officialABAT is a cesspit of metastasised grand larceny, greed, corruption, avarice, and just plain looting - which is a position many of us have long held, since before Tinubu acquired the Presidency.

As resilient as Nigeria has proved to be, I do not think Nigeria will survive this stratospheric level of conjoined corruption and incompetence.

#Gbajagate

[Osaretin Victor Asemota @asemota]

THIS!!! We are only hearing about a fallout between thieves.

[Hibiscus 🌺 @HS_Zarrah]

From Chagoury to Gbaja.

This admin is not even pretending to be against corruption. They have openly embraced it.

[Tosin Olugbenga @TosinOlugbenga]

This country is finished.

An ordinary individual can open account with CBN

Run office from the Federal Ministry of Foreign Affairs without authorization.

Are you people this stupid and dull that you think we are stupid and dull like you?

[Goddess Graveyard Punany✨ @xm_muva]

Can someone ask the commentators why it is embarrassing to lose to Congo? Yo these fucking commentators have been microaggressive this entire tournament. Racist fucks.

[Mr. El-Bonga @el_bonga]

If you believe one random man single-handedly opened a “fake” office,eluded officials, misled the Accountant General and the CBN, got budgetary allocations and even defended it at NASS, operated from the “office” still undetected, please go back to your school and collect refund.

[𝐂𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐨 𝐆𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐨 @Abdulherphyz]

-Account in CBN✅
-300+ staff✅
-Office at Federal Secretariat✅
-Budget Office recognition✅
-NASS(Senate & HoR)recognition✅
-EFCC Collaboration✅
-Hosting Foreign investors✅
-Assigned Police orderly✅
-Federation Head of Service recognition✅

If he manages to fool all the above, maybe we've got the most clueless and unintelligent people leading us.

There's no way to spin this and not make an absolute fool of yourself, it's embarrassing to even say he did this unchallenged. #GbajaGate

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

Oyo children have spent 47 days in the bush.

Pastor Adeboye said Tinubu has tried his best. Pastor Kumuyi said prayer is the only solution.

Meanwhile, this is the Rainy season in Nigeria. Can Orire children endure the rain & the cold?

[Olusegun Bakare𓃵 @theboyisgreat]

The witness to the Gbaja case was murder in the hotel 24hrs after the petition was made.

Nigeria is a crime scene.

[🇨🇩 @fmayfield8]

Il faut avoir les nerfs solides pour suivre les matchs des équipes africaines commentés par des journalistes occidentaux. La condescendance, le manque de respect, de professionnalisme, d’éthique, de déontologie envers les africains est insupportable.

[Nonconformist @_nonconformist1]

All of una for that Aso Rock are mad!!! Stack raving mad!!

You think this is Lagos??

[Malancy @NaseerAjumawa]

Ambulances are built for speed because every second wasted can cost a life. But in the glorious year 2026, our governors are parading Keke as ambulances. This country mehn.

[Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫 @SavvyRinu]

A teacher was beheaded and toddlers are currently being starved to death in kidnappers’ camps across the country in Oyo, Kwara, Borno etc.

And the only thing the church of God could do was come down from the fence and support Tinubu. It’s very shameful.