Average Gump

[Average Gump @TheRowdyMatt]

This is the coolest thing Wyndham Clark has ever or will ever do

[Ian Miller @ianmSC]

What a run in the last 18 hours between the USMNT demolishing Paraguay and then Wyndham Clark trolling Canadians by wearing a Jack Hughes USA hockey jersey, sticking it to five feet and making birdie

[Average Gump @TheRowdyMatt]

Spencer Strider is just Tommy Hanson with a mustache at this point

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

The #Braves today recalled RHP Anthony Molina to Atlanta and placed RHP Spencer Strider on the 15-day injured list with right elbow inflammation. Additionally, C Drake Baldwin begins a rehabilitation assignment tonight with Triple-A Gwinnett.

[Average Gump @TheRowdyMatt]

@BarrettSallee Probably from being gay

[Average Gump @TheRowdyMatt]

@ByDobson How many kids did he sacrifice in the years between being good and now to still suck?

[Average Gump @TheRowdyMatt]

@vote_fuckers @WhiteHouse

[Average Gump @TheRowdyMatt]

@MattMoscona Given that you’re the ring leader of the LSU dick sucking brigade I’m surprised you haven’t already made it known that this is somehow “different”

[Average Gump @TheRowdyMatt]

Please stop letting kids with professional logos play collegiate athletics

[On3 @On3]

BREAKING: Former pro guard RJ Luis Jr. has signed with LSU, @PeteNakos reports🐯

Luis was the 2025 Big East player of the year.

https://t.co/QCU3mKfO2A

[Average Gump @TheRowdyMatt]

@JasonSobelGolf This guy went from awesome story to the easiest man to hate in golf in 2 seconds

[Average Gump @TheRowdyMatt]

@bomani_jones So does UNLV brother

[Average Gump @TheRowdyMatt]

@JakeNola @SMLDanny @NealMcCready Your lack of objectivity is showing Jake. Keith Carter handled that situation perfectly. You’re talking about the only coordinator Nick Saban fired in the middle of a postseason run because he couldn’t handle being the head coach at freaking FAU and the OC at Bama

[Average Gump @TheRowdyMatt]

@AriWasserman But he still did… it wasn’t my preference to eat a hot dog for dinner, but I did and I’m not going to talk about how it’s not fair that I didn’t eat a steak 6 months from now

[Average Gump @TheRowdyMatt]

School that was part of the confederacy throws stones at school that was part of the confederacy. Pull Kiffin’s cock out of your esophagus and try to think for 2 seconds. This is like when southern schools use the inbred thing as an insult to Bama. I forgot Louisiana was the bastion of racial justice you fucking bafoon

[Average Gump @TheRowdyMatt]

@DailyMail

[Average Gump @TheRowdyMatt]

@LSUReport I believe this is called Tuesday in the Bayou

[Average Gump @TheRowdyMatt]

@TBob53

[Average Gump @TheRowdyMatt]

I can’t imagine the pearl clutching this fags gonna do when he learns what a fighting tiger really is

[VANITY FAIR @VanityFair]

In explaining his decision to leave Ole Miss for LSU, Lane Kiffin seems willing to invoke Ole Miss's struggle to distance itself from symbols like the Confederate flag, Colonel Rebel, and the nickname "Ole Miss" itself.

When he was coaching there, Kiffin says, top recruits would tell him, “‘Hey, coach, we really like you. But my grandparents aren’t letting me move to Oxford, Mississippi.’ That doesn’t come up when you say Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Parents were sitting here this weekend saying the campus’s diversity feels so great: ‘It feels like there’s no segregation’” https://t.co/kNueefe5qK

[Average Gump @TheRowdyMatt]

He obviously just applied himself more in college

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Big Ten Education – Giants 1st Round Pick Arvell Reese Says He Went From a 0.4 GPA in High School to a 3.7 at Ohio State https://t.co/C97e5EBLc6

[Average Gump @TheRowdyMatt]

@On3

[Average Gump @TheRowdyMatt]

April Fools was 21 days ago. Must be a late one here

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Kalen DeBoer is receiving a 7-year extension with a $12.5M salary, the school announced💰

https://t.co/S7Cb9OuKmL

[Average Gump @TheRowdyMatt]

Free wins for everyone

[Ari Hoffman @thehoffather]

The New York Mets haven't won a game since Mr & Mrs Met hugged Zohran Mamdani