TheRoyalWee

Turgid musings from the regal crap factory.

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The royal shitter will be lowered to a half flush as a mark of respect #lizzyleaksnomore #fuc_kingcharles

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"Lizzy, how long was in in there?" #pheelip #theshittening

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"While Mumsy is away, Charlie shits in the nice pottAy. Urrghh..have that you wily old bitch" #leavesdoesnotflush #charliethebittershitter

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"Fuck my life" #shitservantdiaries

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"Shit servants, flush. Shit servants wipe. Now let me see, best give it another one.." #pheeelipcan'tevenwipehisownarse

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"Drip..f*cking..drip. 3 days and not even a thimblefull" #99problemsandpheeelipsprostateisone

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“Pheeeelip come quick. I’ve cracked the Royal knee cap while making a two-sie" #lizzyleaks