To those celebrating the fact that I'm smoking a blunt: it's a cigar. Even if it decided to identify as a blunt for the purposes of this celebration, it would remain objectively, provably and demonstratively a cigar.
Think about it, last week Labour had a suspected nonce Ivor Caplin out on TV criticising @elonmusk and defending their position on the grooming gangs..
You can’t write this stuff…