The Rules

Your daily dose of The Rules. In no particular order. Also on Facebook

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Rule No. 374:
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Rule No. 835: Do not give out someone else's phone number without their explicit permission.

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Endorsed. @TheCut

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Rule No. 267: People don't think they're rich until they have trouble pointing out someone richer.

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Rule No. 789: Read receipts are nothing but trouble.

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Rule No. 701: If you're going to play hard to get, don't get upset when you don't get got.

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Rule No. 492: Good parents vaccinate their kids.

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Rule No. 953: At a buffet, your plate is also a shield.

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@towittertoo Rule No. 744a: It is permissible to use the word "legit" to describe something that is legitimately on fire.

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Rule No. 744: No using the word "lit" to describe anything that is not literally on fire.

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Rule Nos. 1-9:

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[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

Chuck Jones nine rules for how the coyote and roadrunner functioned.

So cool.

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Rule No. 467: 90% of getting people to like you is knowing when to keep your mouth shut.

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Rule No. 843: If you plan the next coup as well as you run Twitter, this country might stand a chance.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

To be clear, my historical party affiliation has been Independent, with an actual voting history of entirely Democrat until this year

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Rule No. 854:

Voting for republicans will strip people of their rights while funneling your money directly to people like 👇

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

To independent-minded voters:

Shared power curbs the worst excesses of both parties, therefore I recommend voting for a Republican Congress, given that the Presidency is Democratic.

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Rule No. 388: ok, you can do comedy, but if you don't explain the joke and why it's funny you'll be banned.

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Rule No. 626: No making fun of Elon.

(post sponsored by @elonmusk)

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Rule No. 479: Less work. More money.

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Rule No. 386: Lend a hand without pointing a finger.

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Rule No. 722: Read any book your school bans and discuss it with your classmates.

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@shutupmoveon Boris is not among my followers, fortunately.